Yes AP. You always have great quotes my dear!

Kanye west is a little crazy, I think he was just being himself, he probably didn't expect her reacting the way she did, but that is the way it goes.

Vibrator, you're the sex toy advertising troll or something, right? The Kanye/Taylor Swift VMA debacle was more than a month ago & is so old news I almost didn't know what you were talking about. Sheesh. You could at least try to be topical.

So Playgirl has unleashed the first in it's series of Levi Johnston peestick-free nekkid pics. First of all, why does Playgirl even TRY to pretend that it's aimed at women folk? The first popup add featured a naked fellow with a VERY handsome, impressive peen in hand. Once I clicked through the two clearly male oriented ads, there was a picture of a man & woman kissing. RIIIIIGHT. Second, if it is indeed aimed at the ladies . . . who wants to see some lame half-ass guy like LJ naked? He reminds me of a lot of the lesser specimens of jocks I went to high school with that I couldn't be bothered by. At my age, 90% of those guys are bloated, balding, & still dickheads. They held no fantasy for me in their prime, even less so now that I know what they'll turn into eventually.

ETA: Oh, & Heidi Klum? Is now officially Heidi Samuel as she took Seal's last name.

I saw the pics. There are a few ass shots and no peen shots. Plus, I don't find his type attractive in the first place.

Off to look.

Me neither. Ick.

Jezebel posted some of Levi's Playgirl pics.

No dick? What's the point.

how can it be porn if it's peen-less? i think he needs to return his adult entertainment award.

Well, it's in B&W, dahlings, so it's art.

Art or not, show me the dick!

yes! as a tax paying american i demand to see the baked alaskan.

They have taken Frances Bean away from Courtney again & she is now under the custody of Kurt's mom & sister. They do not control her trust, though. The kid is seventeen, I don't know why she doesn't just apply to be an emancipated minor or something.

That poor kid.

First, Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson as a couple. Now, I read in the paper that Ralph Fiennes and Patti Smith have been seen around town.

The theory I heard about why she isn't emancipated yet is that it would complicate issues with her trust fund or whatever financial arrangement she has going on if she didn't wait until she was 18. Don't know if that's a valid reason or not.

Poor kid.

I remember being sometimes embarrassed by my parents as a teen, but that was in a shitty little Kansas hick town. To have HUGE SWATHES of the world know my dad committed suicide (I've never bought the CL hitman story. She can barely dress herself, let alone hire a hitman) & left me in the care of my insane-o mom that won't stop tweeting/FBing all of her incomprehensible nonsense/business to everyone? That poor kid, indeed. Thank goodness the majority of Kurt's estate goes to the kid & not Court.

Of course, that could just be me & my mean girl antics saying that.

". . . That rock icon Patti Smith and British actor Ralph Fiennes have been spotted out on numerous occasions in New York, sparking rumors they are dating." - NYPost

Is it just me or does Patti look like Harry Dean Stanton in a wig in this photo? And we all know Ralph has a thing for the more mature ladies!

The plot thickens! They've gotten a TRO against Court that could be made permanent the first of the year. Court Crackbooked it up & ranted & raved about her manipulative, willful child. Gee, Court, you were such a great role model as the wee lass grew up, no?

really? heebee geebies.

Tiger Woods' wife is probably leaving him. I saw a teaser for a whole segment on some tabloid show, I think THe Insider, about should she stay or should they go. Since starting journalism school these things make me really angry. Who are they to pass judgement???

I think she should leave his cheating ass though.

If Elin's gonna bail, it's because she had a good prenup.

Um, I know this is not in the context of the thread, Lananans, but you'd do waaaaay better to find an alt major as j school. With the death of paper media, j school has become pretty much completely pointless. It's like having a degree in verbal hamburger making & hot oil fry tossing.

Am I the only one hoping for an album of duets between Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson? It could be a mix of the alt rock hits of yesteryear and multiple Take My Breath Away Covers. It. Would. Be. Awesome.

Oh and the last track could be a cover of Hello and they could recreate the video frame by frame and Jessica could make a clay bust of Billy's head! I need this to happen.

Ha! Actually, it doesn't seem like such an odd couple in the sense that I think Jessica likes someone to be in control and tell her what to do. Billy is kinda legendary for being a control freak and bossy.

HOLY CATS! Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins have split up after twenty-three years! Apparently it happened over the summer, somehow they've kept it quiet until now. There is no hope for any of us!

Aw, AP, I'm sad about this too. I really liked them together!

And I agree. No hope. None at all.

nooooooo! That stinks, AP!

wtf did Kat Von D do to her face?

sad...

That is sad humanist. She is so young and already pretty. It looks like she had her nose sculpted and maybe a mini eye brow lift. How do I know such things? I saw a People article with Heidi Montag about all her facial surgeries. Women so young should not be getting so much face work.

Kat von D is beautiful, I don't know what she would get that kind of frozen look. I like her voice and she seems so expressive and vibrant and funny, but her face work makes me think of Heidi Fleiss.

I'm gonna agree with you guys on the nose, but the eyes and lips could really just be a case of make up. If you notice in the second picture, her eyebrows aren't as groomed and don't have any make up on them to make them look as 'sculpted' as in the first photo, and she doesn't have nearly as much lipstick and liner on... also her face is at more of an angle which could totally make her eyes appear a bit different. and she's got frosted eyeshadow on in the second one, which is defining her lids WAY more than the first, where the more earthy colors blend everything. Not defending someone that young possibly having work done, but I think in the eye department, I'd give her the benefit of the doubt for now. The nose, on the other hand... WTF? Her nose looked just fine to begin with!! in fact, I think it looked better!!!

I'm not even sure about the nose. This could just be a case of losing weight and being haggard and having a more skeletal face. She might be about that age where you start to lose the facial fullness and suppleness. Like Catherine Deneuve said (paraphrasing here) "at some point you have to choose between your face and your ass."

The thing that really caught me about that picture is her mouth. The rest of it can be debated, but what the hell. She has such a nice beautiful smile in the first picture and then she's all pinched and haggard looking in the second. Maybe it's something to do with losing weight? I dunno..

I know it is a Full Moon today, but, you know, there has been too many suicides this past couple of weeks. Marie Osmond's son jumped to his death. How sad.

Yeah, I read about that, too. I saddened me that he didn't feel like he "fit in" because of his depression. I know that the Osmonds have had their struggles, but growing up in a family with a media image of always being almost preternaturally squeaky-clean good-spirits must have been rough for the kid. Like, "I have the big teeth, oodles of brothers & sisters/relatives, but none of the trademark Osmond joy." Poor kid.

Diablo Cody is all with child & shit. Done got married on the downlow & everythang.

Brett Michaels has been rushed to the hospital for cranial bleeding.

That description isn't entirely accurate but that is the best way I could describe it.

I know this is really apropos of nothing, but why doesn't Chris Brown just hang it the fuck up & move on already? I know that people sometimes turn a blind eye to shit & cut celebrities a break, but c'mon. The guy FUCKED UP majorly on an international scale, you do not beat up ANY woman, let alone the "Umbrella" girl that everybody loves. I mean, Rihanna is like the Sandra Bullock of R&B: She could bite the head off of a kitten & everybody would still love her.

I saw that Xmas movie he was in & every time he was on screen all I could think was, "That guy beat the shit out of his girlfriend, threatened to kill her & has never really owned what he did in any kind of real capacity. He is a woman-beating, self-serving douchenozzle". He needs to go back to school or something. Learn a trade. Because he's not a star anymore & I don't think he's ever going to be again.

lol @ auralpoison

I just finally saw the clip of Sarah Ferguson repenting on Oprah for trying to sell her ex-husband's connections to the press. She's obviously an opportunist and a liar and NEVER to be trusted, but Sarah has always been my favourite of the royal family next to the Queen and her Mother. She's certainly not the worst of them and maybe in some ways even better.

Looks like I missed the Courtney Love episode of Behind the Music. I think someone posted that this episode is online at VH1's website. I might have to watch this epi just for her bitchy comments.

Oh, man. It's awesomely AWESOME. You MUST watch. I'm pretty sure it's up on VH1's website.

I missed it too! Thank cod VH1 has the whole epi on line. Too bad I didn't know until 11:53pm...I'll have to wait until tomorrow!

Guess Courtney Love won't be getting the Mother of the year award.

God help me, but I love that crazy bitch.

Supposedly Frances tweeted a response. I'd like to think she'd spell "pity" correctly, so I am hoping it wasn't her. She looks so much like Kurt. Absolutely striking eyes.

Yeah. I saw that. I was hoping Frances actually wrote that Tweet. Every time I read about the relationship between Courtney Love and her daughter...I keep having flashbacks to Mommie Dearest.

Dear Lilo, please stop the plastic surgery 'cause you are getting trout pout.

Hmmm. I think that ship may have sailed.

Looks like Courtney Cox and David Arquette have split up.

He did one hell of an overshare on Stern. I remember back when they first got married all the talk about their age difference & his lack of maturity. Looks like she was right.

Wow. Breakups galore! First Michael C. Hall & Jennifer Carpenter, now it's been announced Ryan Reynolds & Scarlet Johansson are divorcing.