"I feel like someone dipped me in used cooking oil"

Ehm, did I kill the thread? Okay, another quote from the movie:

"The things I do for my fucking friends"

Is that... shit. Lane. River's Edge? Somebody used my fave from that a while back, "Motherfucker! Food eater!"

Yep. Ahh yes, I do love when Keanu, as Matt, says "you only stay to fuck my mother and eat her food. motherfucker, food eater!" easily my fave too.

Goddamnit. I put a quote here today, but it didn't take. I'll be back. Anybody hijacks me & I will fuck you up.

*pokes ap with stick*

*poke poke poke*

Does that bug you? Does that bug you? Does that bug you? Does that bug you?

*poke*

Omg, laughing so hard at luci right now!!!!

Which reminds me of an Izzard bit, naturally: *poking a Stoic with a stick* "Ah, you don't like-y....you're not a REAL Stoic...."

Quick, which show is that from?

(and it's not a hijack as it's not a proper movie quote, so put the shiv away, AP)

She'll keep calling me, she'll keep calling me, she'll keep asking me, she'll make me feel guilty, I'll go, I'll go, I'll GO... bonus points for anybody that knows what that reference was to!

I'll shank you! I'll shank the lot of you! I've a razor sharp toothbrush in hand!

"It's a secret wanting. Like a song I can't stop humming or loving someone you can never have."

Dammit! This is from a book I've read, that was made into some movie I haven't seen, isn't it?! Evil, evil woman!

But I am totally claiming those bonus points, as I feel a need to steal my dad's Ferrari, drive to Chicago, declare myself Sausage King and sing in a parade.....

Okay. So. White Oleander.

I concede my turn to whomever wishes to take it.

*sneak*

"Hello, we're starting a people's revolution. Would you like to join?"

Unless you're talking about the couple who knocked on my door this morning, I'm turning in my bonus points for a hint, please....

Meh, it's been three days.

Eat the Rich.

*smacks sixelacat on shoulder and runs*

tag! you're it!!

Damn, caught with my pants down! Ummm, here's a softball....

"Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up."

monty python's secret of life

MEANING of life, I meant

okay, here ya go:

Ben, you're boring me. I have a husband. I don't have a need for another one.

sheesh...I didn't mean to kill the damn thing! that was from the ice storm, if anyone's still around and reading and cares. someone step up! I'd hate to relegate this thread to the trash heap again... ; )

k, stepping up!

"He's a bastard, but he's still my father".

Mmmmm... I loves me the Statham. The Transporter. Gimmee a minute... softball!


"Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?"

Again,

"Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?"

One Crazy Summer.

"What about glitter? When I was a headliner in Paris, audiences always liked it when I sparkled."

Ha, Ed Wood!

Mmmmm...shall return. Must poke through DVDs

...

"To pull the tail of a lion is to open the mouth of trouble and reveal the teeth of revenge biting the tongue of deceit!"

I am not to be trifled with!

Pride and Prejudice??

"His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name! "

No! Not correct! Start the Revolution Without Me!

Pretty In Pink, anyways.

"Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?"

Meet the Feebles.

"They don't look like Presbyterians to me."

Finally one I know! The Muppets Movie

"I have lied about nothing except sexual fidelity."

Two Girls and a Guy.

Easy one here.

"'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, public buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."

Chinatown!

"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

Duck Soup, I think.

And you think right!

Your turn!

Just because I'm in a silly mood tonight....

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. "

Ha.....

Blazing Saddles!

I luff that movie

Pardon the stutter.

Blazing Saddles!

I luff that movie

One of my faves... I was thinking to myself about my shit job today, what a minute, "I have to hold on to my phoeney-baloney job..humphrh... give these out in lieu of pay... " Shit, I can quote that whole movie from line one....

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag. "

"I didn't forget'cha breakfast. I didn't bring ya breakfast. Because ya didn't eat'cha din-din!"

Bleh.

Hint?

Okay another one...

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist...."

well, it's the usual suspects, which I knew from the sniper quote, but I'm so confused because of random people posting w/o answering...I thougth maybe yuefie was next, somehow. but I'll go --

It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.

A hint: the character that is being told there was no breakfast is Blanche. Another quote: "But'cha AHH Blanche, ya ahh in that chair"

It's early, and I have yet to have any coffee, but I'm taking a stab at it. Streetcar named Desire??

Yeah, it was usual suspects. But, then I got confused with random troll....

"Whatever happened to Baby Jane" !!!

Love that one!

Right you are, duplessix. Now it's your turn to post a movie quote for us to guess. Go!

um... how about:

"Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out the womb."

The House of Yes!

"I'm fed up. I'm gonna get myself some quick cash, buy myself a bike and split. With a bike, who needs a man?"

Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.

"Martha is 108... years old. She weighs somewhat more than that. "

New one.

"Everybody dance!"

HIJACK! It's been more than the alotted seven days.

"Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30?"

so I married an axe murderer?

Nope. Newer.

wedding crashers?

Nope. Newer.