Nov 15 2007, 10:37 PM
Harold & Maude.
"Guess what? Uncle Sam don't give a shit about your expenses. You want bread, fuck a baker."
Nov 19 2007, 11:15 PM
To Live and Die in LA.
"Check out what you’ve got to look forward to: cigarettes and junk food and Gram’s famous stuffing, right?"
Nov 26 2007, 06:12 PM
HIJACK! Sassy's quote has been bugging the shit out of me for a week. I *know* I know it, but it's just been dancing on the tip of my tongue like a drunken stripper.
"To be frank, I'm much more concerned for my safety around Norman Mailer."
Nov 27 2007, 10:40 PM
Home for the holidays AP! I thought being it was Thanksgiving and all...
Nov 27 2007, 11:03 PM
Two words?! Two words that could have been uttered in dozens of films?! Fie! Fie, I say to you Sassy!
Nov 30 2007, 05:09 AM
Okay, sassy, I'm going to hazard a guess. Is it "Waiting for Guffman"? (I figured "Footloose" was too obvious....)
Dec 2 2007, 10:19 AM
Dec 2 2007, 06:58 PM
"I promise you a day of reckoning that you won't live long enough to never forget."
Dec 2 2007, 10:30 PM
Oh! The Way of the Gun. Benicio is HAWT. And I liked the way that the two characters communicated more physically than verbally.
"Ask the cock-ologist in the shower there."
Dec 9 2007, 08:57 PM
Please do shanghai freely. . .
Dec 11 2007, 06:39 AM
Ha! That there was from Four Brothers, which I only just saw this weekend! (and yes, I did jump and yell "hey, that's that quote from..." before I realized my friends were looking at me all strange....
"An affair is exciting and great precisely because it feels so wrong."
Dec 11 2007, 11:17 AM
"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."
Dec 11 2007, 11:23 AM
Annie Hall, I think.
"The bitch hit me with a toaster."
Dec 11 2007, 11:55 AM
"Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!"
Dec 11 2007, 11:58 AM
I heart Dennis Leary. The Ref.
"You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!"
Dec 19 2007, 07:21 PM
Not necessarily an Xmas film, but it took place during it: Just Friends
"Christmas is *not* clothing optional this year, we have a guest."
Dec 19 2007, 08:21 PM
Hey, I know that one! The Family Stone. (rather like Christmas with my dad's side of the family ).
Hmmm, I'm sensing a theme here....
"Hey, Bob... I just remembered what tomorrow is. Feliz Navidad."
Dec 20 2007, 02:15 PM
Damn! I know it's an old John Wayne flick . . . one of the guys is dying when he says that . . . they find a baby . . .
Dec 20 2007, 02:48 PM
So, so, so close....you can almost see it, can't you? Like a desert offer you can't refuse....
Dec 20 2007, 03:12 PM
Huzzah! Three Godfathers. Or was it billed 3 Godfathers? Either way, it's John Ford & it inspired a great anime in Tokyo Godfathers.
"There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"
Dec 20 2007, 04:15 PM
Aha! Another one I just saw this week! And that may be the only line that actually stuck in my head, too. Love, Actually.
Oh, and it was billed 3 Godfathers, otherwise known as 3 outlaws and a baby and a desert and no water.....
eta: no, no! You go ahead, Lanie! I'm still workin' on finding this quote I've half-stuck in my head, anyway...
Dec 20 2007, 04:21 PM
"There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"Love Actually. The plotline with the stand-ins is one of my favorite things in a movie, ever.
"Well I'm simply crushed. Here I have waited my whole life for you, and now you don't even want me. Do go on! I believe you were discussing my cherry?"
ETA: Ack! Cross post! sixela - you can post your quote if you like. Didn't mean to hijack!
Dec 20 2007, 07:18 PM
Mixed Nuts. Now for an easy one,
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
Dec 20 2007, 11:24 PM
Wasn't it written on a shirt? Die Hard.
"Drunk? Boy, you were fractured!"
Dec 21 2007, 12:43 AM
I believe so, yes. Alan Rickman is dreamy!
Holiday Inn. Ah, Bing!
"The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God, it was so horrible! It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me & Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by, Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office, no answer. Christmas Day came & went, & still nothing. So the police began a search, four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep, everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came & broke through the chimney top, & me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. Instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit; he'd been climbing down the chimney . . . his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped & broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."
Dec 21 2007, 04:01 AM
Oh fuck, I know this and I can almost see it...
I know it's a kooky female who said it.
"Forget it. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah. Don't forget to tell Santa what a creep you are! "
Dec 21 2007, 09:30 AM
All I Want for Christmas.
Sort of in keeping with the Christmas theme, but not exactly: "Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil best left undisturbed."
Dec 24 2007, 10:58 AM
Okay, that's . . . Little Women?
"Pay no attention to the man in the trunk."
Dec 24 2007, 03:58 PM
Woo! A "local" film, AND John Cusack....you know I've seen that one! The Ice Harvest.
"Santy Claus don't drink. Oh, no? Well, how come he's always falling down chimleys?"
Dec 25 2007, 07:40 PM
Local my ASS! It may be set in Wichita, but it sure as hell it was shot in a 'burg somewhere outside of Chicago.
It's Bob Hope doing Damon Runyon, I know that much. Which one, I don't know. They made a couple & they always have "Guys & Dolls" type names. It's like "Lonesome Smith" or something, but I know that's not right.
Dec 25 2007, 09:43 PM
Yes, but how many films even get SET in Wichita?! I'll take what I can get, at least until I, er, move (yeah, almost said get outta Dodge )
Okay, you've earned a clue.....
Dec 26 2007, 02:58 AM
"The Big Kahuna" was filmed in Wichita & Tim Burton shot there when he made "Mars Attacks!"
FYI, Sixela, the big rumour going around town is that Leonardo DiCaprio bought a house here! The Discovery channel wants to rebuild Greensburg into a green community over the next year & a half & Leo's supposed to be the producer/host. People actually seem to think he's going to live here for a whole year & a half. Seriously. http://www.thedailygreen.com/environmental-news/latest/3928
Dec 27 2007, 06:22 AM
Sweet baby Jeebus, why on EARTH would anybody think DiCaprio would kick around HERE for a year and a half?! Executive producer of a reality series should never have to be that hands on. Oh, WAIT, I've got it! He's going to piggy-back the Greensburg gig onto his upcoming sitcom re-make of Green Acres! Of course, it all makes sense now....../nightmares
Oh, the movie was The Lemondrop Kid. Shanghai freely, I'm off to red dirt country for a few days.
Jan 8 2008, 05:52 AM
"They call her 'cameltoe'."
Feb 12 2008, 10:49 PM
I cannae believe this has languished for more than a month . . .
Feb 25 2008, 07:37 AM
My offer was from "The Weatherman."
"Is this the man that was killed?"
"He seemed . . . taller."
Jun 1 2008, 09:19 AM
Does anyone mind if I add a new movie quote?
Jun 1 2008, 11:00 AM
Take it candycane_girl!
Jun 1 2008, 11:08 AM
It's been waaaaay more than a week, so have at it. We're way beyond shanghai time.
Jun 1 2008, 12:50 PM
Alrighty, I think this one is pretty easy.
"So what are you saying, man? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?"
Jun 1 2008, 11:16 PM
This is an oldie, but it was just on the other night. My, but Vincent Price cut a particularly dashing figure in his youth!
"I don't know a lot about anything, but I know a little about practically everything."
Jun 1 2008, 11:28 PM
LAURA! (cute, AP.)
Vincent Price was such a hottie in his youth (and beyond, really), he must have been beating the boys off with a stick! I most loved him as The Saint on radio, so suave and snarky!
"Can there be anybody more trustworthy, Milady, than an ambitious woman of fashion... with a history?"
Jun 3 2008, 12:33 AM
I have a really great Vincent Price cookbook.
We gotta drop the oldies quotes, Sixela. I've already alienated enough people that this thread languished for months.
The Three Musketeers. The Cardinal methinks.
I am so indebted to my dad for my love of swashbuckling, pirates or no. I bought a Jolly Roger kite just like he always bought when I was a kid & flew that sumbitch.
"Was your vagina drunk?"
Jun 3 2008, 04:10 AM
I'll be back (that's not the quote!).
"That's a matter of opinion, and I don't give a fuck about yours."
Jun 10 2008, 09:52 PM
QUOTE(bunnyb @ Jun 3 2008, 03:27 AM)
From Dusk Til Dawn? I'm pretty sure it is and that I only got it because we watched it a few weeks ago
"That's a matter of opinion, and I don't give a fuck about your's."
Jun 11 2008, 01:29 AM
That it is! Take it away, Yuefie!
Jun 15 2008, 03:40 PM
"Then you, my friend, are a damned fool!"
Jun 17 2008, 09:56 PM
Sorry I dropped the ball, AP. Glad you shanghai'd it though!
Jun 24 2008, 02:26 PM
Okaaaaay. So again, nobody wants to play with me. I can take my ball & go home y'know.
My quote was from when Owen Wilson was hawt. Bottle Rocket.
Jun 24 2008, 02:41 PM
This one should be easy.
"I wrote a hit play and directed it!"
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