Rushmore.

"Those Germans are bothering me."

The Darjeeling Limited!

"They're all going to laugh at you!"

Carrie. I do a pitch perfect Piper Laurie impression.

"It's alright, Eddie, I'm sure Mr. Gordon meant no offense. It was a figure of speech."

Yeah, you leave your ball right here in the thread, AP, you ain't goin' anywhere!

The Hustler.


brb with a quote. I have to search for something not quite so old and thread-killing as my usual....


"Just because I wear a uniform doesn't make me a girl scout."

The last line of that film is one of my faves of all time!

Bugger, looks like I killed it anyway! Well, it was The Apartment, one of my favorite Jack Lemmon pics. *sigh*

Okay, how about this....

"Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them."

Anyone? Bueller?

Rushmore!

"You're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like you're average hortifuckingculturalist!"

Drugged up & fresh from the sickward, Lock Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels.

"He knows all about anatomy & nothing about the soul."

I am sad nobody will play with me. Where is my Sixela? Where is my Lot49?

From Hell!! right?

"I wouldn't suck your dick if I was gasping for air, and you had oxygen in your balls."

OMG! My own personal saint, John Waters. Female Trouble.

One from my other personal heroes.

"See that clock on the wall? In five minutes you are not going to believe what I've told you."

That sounds very Fight Club-y or even Wanted, but I don't think that's it. The usual suspects?

Lynch. Thass all I'm gonna say.

Blue Velvet?

Holy Cow! I I was right!

The odds of me getting an AuralPoison quote correct, especially on a movie I haven't even seen, makes me thing that I should get a lottery tix.

BRB with a new quote.

"All balls itch! Its a FACT!".

Is it weird that I still have a crush on Clayton Rohner? Just One of the Guys.

"Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket."

Steel Magnolias.

eta: "Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times."

kiss kiss bang bang!

everyone I know has a big "but." come on, simone, let's talk about your big "but."

Peewee's Big Adventure!

"That's the beauty of the Bauer/Bennedict method. You see, you don't have to understand us. Just trust us!"

Hint? It's a line delivered by Phil Hartman. I was feeling the Big Adventure & went with more Hartman.

Oh! How I Got Into College.

"And furthermore, Daddy's bourbon is strictly off limits. Other than that, make yourselves at home."

I can see the beach house . . . Myrtle Beach, non?

Yup, it's definitely set mostly in Myrtle Beach...

Okay, so nobody else answered, Shag. I recall some madras plaid as well.

"Experience, that's what separates the girls from the Girl Scouts."

Heathers?

Nope. WAAAAAY older. There was a crappy 80s remake.

And on the third day, the thread was resurrected.

Okay. That was from Where the Boys Are. I've always had a girlcrush on Paula Prentiss.

In honor of one of today's celebrity birthdays.

"They say that aggression is an expression of sexual feeling."

*shanghais*

"I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids."

(An easy one if you've seen the film but the whole speech was too bloody funny not to use, at least in part.)

in bruges

you see, a soul's rather like your appendix: totally expendable

*shoos away crickets*

I just saw this classic again over the weekend:


"And even when you were throwing up, I could tell you cared."

"I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference."

Girl_Logic- The Crying Game
Anne_Ecdote - Bedazzled
AP- Lucas