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culturehandy
I think this guy needs to perform a weird science and get himself his perfect lady.

actually, I think he needs to take a very long walk off a very short pier. cockwad.
epinephrine
The optimist's answer to fmylife.com: bite-sized chicken soup for the twitter generation's soul.
candycane_girl
I don't know if anyone else posted this but Historical Tweets is really funny. It's a site that puts up fake tweets of famous people throughout history.
lilacwine13
Texts From Last Night

Because some things shouldn't be sent.
culturehandy
The comment about the uncircumsized penis made me laugh!!

very funny stuff.
missladyj
I find this fascinating. Does that mean I'm lame ?

http://www.lamebook.com/
auralpoison
I already posted this in AbFad, but thought I'd post it here for anybody that missed it!

This? Is waaaaay too much fun. Ignore the titles, the writer is about as creative as mud.
pinknails
QUOTE(auralpoison @ Jul 14 2009, 09:42 PM) *
I already posted this in AbFad, but thought I'd post it here for anybody that missed it!

This? Is waaaaay too much fun. Ignore the titles, the writer is about as creative as mud.



LOL. That is way fun! How sad if you knew it was you and your outfit. LOL. Thanks for the link it made my day.
pollystyrene
Aww, I was looking forward to the latest wacky Kraft website. I'm so disappointed, pinknails.

GO AWAY CORPORATE SHILL!!!!!
auralpoison
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! And did I say, NSFW!

Okay. So this site is gay & features a LOT of rock hard peens in all their cock-gobbling, ass-reaming glory. But it is the funniest shit I have seen in a while. I killed about two hours this morning looking at Horrifying Gay Amateur Interiors!
crazyoldcatlady
priceless!!!


eta: the quotes are HIGH larious... "Given the texture and variegated quality to wood paneling, a golden rule for homo homeowners is to never ever mix varieties. Here we have the ruddiness of cedar colliding with an ill and yellow-bleached pine wall treatment. The combination telegraphs a kind of hillbilly hideousness — the likes of which hasn’t been seen in since Kid Rock married Pamela Anderson." (gotta see the picture for the full effect, page 3)
girl_logic
oh dear sweet jesus GAWD I laughed despite myself. I haven't even gotten to the caption critiques yet.
culturehandy
Bad store convesrions.

Hee.
lilacwine13
Not Always Right

scary and dumb customer stories
culturehandy
some of these are secretly awesome, but most of them are WTF is that?
crazyoldcatlady
OH MY GOD. THIS COULD AMUSE ME FOR HOURS. UPON HOURS.





UPON HOURS.















(let's just pretend it's not a cheap advertising schema, and just roll with it)






lilacwine13
Oh crap, there goes my night. Thanks, cocl. laugh.gif


(And yes, I am looking the other way about it being a promo.)
crazyoldcatlady
king of crayons

this guy is my new soulmate.
pepper
This is so cool.

Spell your name in flickr ABC's

Click on each letter to change it to a new one.
I got an hillarious purple cartoony worm dude for an S.
Why am I just such a big kid?
Persiflager
Awkward facebook conversation.
crazyoldcatlady
serious "list" time waster
jezabelle
Not sure how to make the pretty links, but this is very bizarro...
http://www.vidlit.com/yidlit/
auralpoison
I think these are cute, but I wouldn't buy one for a kid small enough/dumb enough to try & eat the parts.
candycane_girl
omg, aural, those are adorable! I kind of want to buy one of the gallbladder ones for my mom as a joke because she no longer has a gallbladder. It could be her fuzzy replacement.
crazyoldcatlady
HYPNOCAT!!
Persiflager
Aargh! Must go buy cat food for kitty overlord...
deschatsrouge
LOL!
epinephrine
I wish I'd thought of this.

And this is my new favourite site. Unbelievable.
culturehandy
Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaha, that site is great!!!!
candycane_girl
That twitter is great. I can't imagine having parents that openly swear. The only sort of funny thing my dad has said came when I wanted to get a vintage jacket. "But what if the person who owned it before had AIDS!!" He was serious.
vibrator
Twitter seems to be everyones favorite, I don't quite get it though.
missladyj
Shit my dad says is so awesome. I was laughing so hard I was crying. thanks for that
jami
omgads thst shitmydadsays is awsesome. thanks!
deschatsrouge
Cats that look like Hitler
indiechick
People of Walmart

i am surprised this hasn't been posted here yet. smile.gif
pollystyrene
QUOTE(indiechick @ Sep 2 2009, 08:43 AM) *
People of Walmart

i am surprised this hasn't been posted here yet. smile.gif


I've been following this site for a few days now- they're brand new and their servers weren't big enough to handle the traffic they ended up getting, so it's been a little wonky.
missladyj
I went to that site. It seemed it was more like "let's make fun of poor people who shop at walmart." It seemed really classist to me and not funny at all. Just mean.
culturehandy
the batbug was AWESOME!!
jezabelle
QUOTE(missladyj @ Sep 3 2009, 09:54 PM) *
I went to that site. It seemed it was more like "let's make fun of poor people who shop at walmart." It seemed really classist to me and not funny at all. Just mean.


I see your point, and it definitely could be look at that way. But I shop at Walmart, and I'm not poor - well not any more than the average/poor person.
I more laughed at the quirkiness of some people, not looking at it as a negative. smile.gif
indiechick
QUOTE(missladyj @ Sep 3 2009, 11:54 PM) *
I went to that site. It seemed it was more like "let's make fun of poor people who shop at walmart." It seemed really classist to me and not funny at all. Just mean.


I don't think it's making fun of the poor but making fun of those with poor taste. Being poor does not necessarily have to mean that you have to have poor taste as well. And I am quite sure that not only poor people shop at Walmart.
epinephrine
I'm certain this has been posted before, but I just rediscovered it and decided it deserves to be posted again: the brilliant Garfield minus Garfield.
Persiflager
Aw! I am moved sad.gif
epinephrine
I know! Isn't it depressing? I was reading that and listening to Joy Division and it was enough to give me my own existential crisis.
pepper
Stalking Cat. Squint, it makes it a little easier to look at him.

Ugly tattoos, now this is just the best. I don't know what it is about really dreadful permanent body art that is so captivating but I could look at this shit for Hours.

Ok, one more... ad spoofs. After this eyelash one check out the yogurt ad, hee hee hee hee hee...
pepper
don't throw up.

This is why you're fat.

I call this stuff phood, that's as close as it gets to the real thing IMO.
Persiflager
Eurgh! Why, Pepper, why? For the love of all that's holy, why would you do that?

*goes to throw all food out of kitchen as she won't be eating for a week*

ETA: I loved the yoghurt ad! Is it wrong that I was disappointed that they didn't play the a cappella group's gang bang song? I like barbershop rolleyes.gif
pepper
SORRY! I know, I only got to the start of page three before I felt myself turning green. How can just looking at pictures of that stuff make you feel so sick? Amazing. Know what's even more amazing? I posted that on a natural mama site (homebirth, cloth diapers, baby wearing, co-sleeping, anti-vaxination) and most of the women who commented were like "What's so bad about ______?" or "That ____ looked good!" And, get this, "We're desperately looking for a turducken." Urgh, gag! I looked up the nutritional profile for a serving of that thing and it's UNBELIEVABLE! Takes the phrase "heart attack on a plate" out of the figurative realm. Crazy. Crazy.

The yogurt ad was too awesome. Made me cringe and laugh all at the same time.
pollystyrene
If you'd eat turkey, duck, and chicken separately, I don't see what the big deal is. If you're a vegetarian, or you don't care for one of them (or the thought of them all together), I can understand the disgust. Turducken certainly isn't something I'd want to eat every day because of its nutritional content, but once in awhile- bring it on! Wonder if they can find a way to get some bacon between the layers. laugh.gif

ETA: Oh yeah, and spam has been reported. "Spam"...how ironic.
koffeewitch
Geez Pepper, I'm starting to feel like I'm stalking you today; I'm finding you everywhere! (But this is always a good thing). Anyway, you DID NOT send that to a natural parenting site and have people defend it??!! OMG. I am speechless. Admittedly I only made it to the second page, slightly past the "meat baby".

polly: thanks for reporting the "spam". I already reported "airporthoneys" if any of you should run into him and his escort service ads.
koffeewitch
QUOTE(deschatsrouge @ Sep 1 2009, 09:33 PM) *

I loved this one, the photos were great, but it was reading the commentaries that really killed me.


For anyone who hasn't checked out that shitmydadsays thing somewhere below, it's a must. Especially for us sorry saps who can relate personally. I wish I could blow off all the shit my dad ever said by making a joke of it. This guy is my role model.
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