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faerietails2
I want to see it because I liked the show (even though I totally hear ya on the narcissism/materialism; I miss the taxi cab confessions aura of the first season), but I fucking refuse to see it on opening weekend with all those dumbasses who think they're Carrie.
culturehandy
The only reason I watched the show was because of Samantha. Anyone who spends the same amount of money on shoes that Carrie did is just plain sad.

I hated how Charlotte was soooooo obsessed with getting married and having children (and we ALL know someone like that) how Carrie deconstructed everything. Samantha and Miranda I had no issues with.

Anyone who identifies themself with a tv character...ummm okay. Fine, then I think I'm Stewie Griffin.
i_am_jan
culturehandy: Thanks *once again* for a good freaking laugh laugh.gif
roseviolet
On Friday two of my oldest friends sent me text messages exclaiming their glee that OMG it's SATC day!!11!!1!! Uuuuuuuugh. I'm just so damn sick of all of the hoopla. I've been interested in seeing the movie because I liked certain aspects of the show, but all of this publicity is making me want to skip the whole thing. I'm afraid it's just going to be a huge pile of so-called Girl Porn (weddings! clothes! shoes! OMG!!!). [retch]

Of course, I'm one of the few that was pissed off when Carrie & Big got engaged at the end of the series, so I'm probably destined to hate this movie anyway.
culturehandy
Manolo Manolo Manolo. it's shoes! Anyone who spends $450.00 on a pair of shoes, more than once needs to get their head examined.

Who are you, Amelda Marcos???

and who spends $14,000.00 on a dress you are going to wear exactly once?
hellotampon
I kinda like the show, but I bet the movie will suck, which is usually the case... TV shows should stay on TV.

On another note, why does it seem to be the new livejournal thing to reply to comments you agree with by saying "this?" It took forever for me to figure out what people meant by that. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Can't you just say "agreed" instead? Soooo annoying.
faerietails2
Cob: I keep waking up at 8:15 on my days off. mad.gif
neurotic.nelly
Cob: double posts
neurotic.nelly
Cob: KY jelly, i knew that shit was crap, but sometimes, I am just too lazy to change things until it is right-up-in-my-face-obvious.

Anti-Cob: the general sex thread.
doodlebug
Cob: WHY can't they invent a peanut butter jar with a stirring thingie built into the lid, for natural peanut butters? Grrrr.

*goes off to mop peanut oil up off counter*
treehugger
doodle,

store the jar upside down..makes it easier to stir.
kittenb
Cob - My work email is being spam attacked. Started this weekend. Thanks but my boyfriend doesn't need help "in that way." Nor do I want to buy a Faulex watch.
mornington
cob: it's 20-something degrees (centigrade) out there. turn the fucking heating off on the bus, Transport for London.

I blame LOLBoris.
culturehandy
I also hate spam. I don't need a biggerp penis because I don't have one!!! I don't want C1alis, CIA]is, vi@gra, or a rep|ica watch thankyouverymuch.
pherber
I got a Viagra spam once, that said:

"You'll be able to fuck your girlfriend so hard, she'll need a triangular coffin afterwards..."

I kid you not.

culturehandy
Bwaaaahahahahahahaha. That is too funny. Who comes up with this kind of thing??
pherber
Typical porno industry humour, I think.

I think it's just offensive to send something like that to women.
Luckily, I'm a survivor, I did NOT need a coffin, and it was such a long time ago, I didn't gag at that joke, I was just angered by their insensitivity.
hellotampon
I don't get it...?
pherber
The triangular coffin?
From legs being spread...
I know, it doesn't make much sense.
culturehandy
Driving instructors who take their students on busy roads where they proceded to drive 30 km under the speed limit. this is how people get killed. I get the little shit has to learn, but seriously, you don't take them on the higway the first time. Douche.bags.
bustygirl
QUOTE
"You'll be able to fuck your girlfriend so hard, she'll need a triangular coffin afterwards..."


I love that men still think an erection is a big deal.

Seriously, chaps, a vag is built to spit out an eight pound infant. Next to that, a penis ain't but a speck.
snarky7
why.can't.people.follow.simple.fucking.directions. o.m.g. my COB is obvious today: I ask a simple request, take A and copy exactly to B. don't take Q and copy! My god people!
konphusion26
Awful, unfit, verbally and emotionally abusive woman who claims to be a "mother", who calls their teenage daughter a bitch, tells her she HATES her, and wishes she'd just die. What kinda crap is that to say to a kid. I understand she gets in trouble but come on. That. is. unacceptable. and I hope you burn in hell for it. Selfish child support hungry tramp! You will reap what you sow. mad.gif
culturehandy
Women who like my male friends, but don't like me because I'm friends with them and they feel threated. Ohhhh buggar off, I'm not banging him!
konphusion26
Rude maintenance people who come into your home with stank attitudes. If you don't like what you do, quit butt-head!
dj-bizmonkey
cockroaches the size of my palm. cockroaches that fly up into my face while i am biking down a busy street. cockroaches in my kitty's vomit. cockroaches on the floor of my favorite neighborhood chinese grocery. *shudders*
deschatsrouge
My lame-ass dead end, summer job.
culturehandy
Commercials. I don't watch a whole of lot television, but when I do I have to contend with eight thousand commercials in a row.
girltrouble
weak ass forum admins who post sarcastic remarks when forum members don't snap to when they ask a question. look, if you were around here, and oh, actually were an active member, you'd know how to spell the name proper.


*stops biting the hand that feeds her for a second to lick her chops, then sinks in her teeth again, deeper*

oh, and thanks for taking your own sweet time to get rid of trolls, send passwords to members looking to post again. respect is earned here, like anywhere else. don't treat us like redheaded step children, and expect us to fawn.


oh and *sticks out her tounge*
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!
pollystyrene
My thoughts exactly, GT...."We'd like to exploit you guys for our own marketing!....why isn't anyone replying?"

*Sigh*

ohmy.gif Bad polly, bad!
starship
QUOTE(girltrouble @ Jun 12 2008, 04:32 AM) *
weak ass forum admins who post sarcastic remarks when forum members don't snap to when they ask a question. look, if you were around here, and oh, actually were an active member, you'd know how to spell the name proper.
*stops biting the hand that feeds her for a second to lick her chops, then sinks in her teeth again, deeper*

oh, and thanks for taking your own sweet time to get rid of trolls, send passwords to members looking to post again. respect is earned here, like anywhere else. don't treat us like redheaded step children, and expect us to fawn.
oh and *sticks out her tounge*
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!


Ha.

Ebayers who don't frickin' pay
crazyoldcatlady
friends who send email fwd chain letters with totally incorrect, hyperbolic medical scare-stories
pherber
He, I recently "survived" one of those letters, that said I was going to die within three days, if I don't repost it.
I'm always tempted to tell those superstitious fucks, that it actually brings bad luck to repost chain letters, because all your friends will think you're an idiot.


Lounge cobs:
Fucking way too many idiot noobs, who flood the board with incomprehensible shit, that's completely out of context of anything that's been said before, I mean that thing's called REPLY button for a reason.

The LL that went fucking AWOL, after some people actually tried to give some input.
Cheers.

hellotampon
cob: People on the backpacker forum I've been lurking in who take themselves way too seriously, and when anyone asks a question they get all huffy and lofty about it. Apparently anyone who backpacks for less than 3 months at a time is to be scoffed at. Like every 20-something is in a position to travel constantly on mommy and daddy's dime, and if traveling doesn't trump your job and your personal relationships then you shouldn't be doing it.
culturehandy
two words: Low rise.

I fucking hate low rise everything, I though we were out of this?? Not that I want a camel toe causing high rise, but seriously, I don't need my cooch hanging out. Contrary to waht 13 year olds think, if a man is only interested in you because of your hanging out snatch, then he's not the best of people.
dj-bizmonkey
i second the low-rise cob. low-rise jeans were invented to make ladies who have no booty appear to have one. for those of us already blessed with a callipygean figure, well, i'm lucky if those suckers can cover even half my crack. classy.
culturehandy
And why would a 12 year old need to show off their ass anyways???
i_am_jan
Because kids don't dress to look like little kids anymore. They dress to look like miniature hotties.
damona
i'm standing in the low-rise cob line too. i like jeans that come to just under my belly button, not ones that barely cover the pubic bone! i very rarely see people who look at all good in those super low rise things, and the younger girls just look ridiculous, like a parody of an adult hooker. my apologies to anyone here who likes and/or wears low-rise stuff, but i just do not see the charm, especially on kids.
culturehandy
People who chew on their cuticles in public really gross me out.
dj-bizmonkey
cob: people who pace me in their cars when i'm riding my bike. i am ALL the way over to the right, a-hole, there is no one coming in the other direction, you can easily get around me, so why the f don't you do it?!! not only does it make me pissed, it makes me nervous, how do i know you aren't going to plow into me at any moment. i also HATE when creepy-creepertons pace me in their cars while trying to check me out. i'm on a freakin' bike, what can you even see to check out in the first place?!!
mornington
rudderless: I know that feeling. I have no desire to look pregnant, so whyohwhy can I not find a dress or top that's not freaking "babydoll"...

cob: being a 12 in one shop and a 16 in the next. fuck you, h&m.
culturehandy
Mornington, I agree about the lack of consistency in clothing sizes. Grrrrrr.
treehugger
Cob: fricking ass minus 80 C freezers. Too damn picky.

Clarified cob: fricking ass Kelvinator circa 1985 food research freezer. It's been under my skin since April Fools day and I still can't get it going. I feel bad for you, whoever owns it, but, god, this thing makes me want to poke my eyes out. I apologize, but this damn thing SUCKS and you should just get a new one. I feel guilty charging anymore time to it but it's just a freaking pain in the ass. I'm lucky if I can get -40 out of it.

Cob: Supervisors who receive EMERGENCY repair calls for you and just stick them in your mailbox. Duh, I have a pager for a reason!! I don't need these people pissed off right off the bat 'cause their research is dying, cause you didn't page me. Excuse me, but tissue samples need to stay, um, COLD??? I mean, sending an email or sticking a service call in your mailbox is okay, if you are there to receive it!!! I am out in the field!!

Cob: Revco, who makes -80 C freezers, but goes out of their way to engineer them so they're utterly unserviceable. Why didn't you just mount the box ON THE SIDE WALL instead of UPSIDE DOWN in the evaporator so you can't see any of the connections????? Trust me, I know this equipment, and there was NOTHING preventing you from mounting the box sensibly.

Cob: People who take the spray nozzles off aerosol cans and don't. put. them. back. WTF????? this fricking can of coil cleaner is USELESS to me without a squirter!!!

Cob: I'm still dwelling on this crap during non working (not receiving pay) time.
zoya
count me in on the "empire waist" (aka "babydoll") cob. I cannot WAIT until the fucking waist comes back in style. I look like I'm either pregnant or a mushroom when I wear one of those dresses. I also hate when I go into a store and see a really cute dress that doesn't look like it's high waisted when it's on the rack, love it, go all the way into the dressing room with it, take off my clothes, put it on, and within about 3 seconds - before it even comes down over my shoulders - I can tell it's a FUCKING EMPIRE WAISTED dress and inevitably, will LOOK LIKE SHIT.

when, oh when will the fitted waist come back? I miss it.
Moonpieluv
OH GAWD! I am SOOO there with you guys on the prego-wear. I have to wear a belt under my boobs to disable the preggy or "mah-maw" (southern slang for grandma) loook.
Only chicks with small arms and small breasts look the best in such clothing. Both of which I do not have, AT ALL. and I don't even have that much cushion for the pushin' either. lol!
I would love to shop again. and feel.... like a sexy vixen, not a preggy one.

Other coB: when your beau says "so what are you irritated about NOW?" GRRRRRR!!!!! As if I concoct reasons to be irritated. Just poof! I'm irritated for no apparent reason... had nothing to do with you being a friggin fart-face at all!
girltrouble
cob: people who get all upset when they hear info contrary to what they think. really. if it's lies, then debunk them, if it's truths, consider them, but for godsake, have the soul to entertain a different idea. i can't believe that my friend couldn't possibly see 'the happening' because he had heard it has a xtian subtext. what, you aren't smart enough to resist a movie? do you think their case will be so strong, so hypnotic that you'd go to church right after? fucking take your head out of your ass.
lilacwine13
I miss fitted waists too, I'm another person who looks pregnant or twenty pounds heavier in an empire waist, or a sack dress.

Another thing I hate are really short sleeves on girls' tshirts, those are great for making my arms look huge, yet I have a lot of trouble finding short-sleeve shirts that don't have them.

And I third the cob of size inconsistency. It's inconvenient when I have to take in two or three sizes of the same item to figure out which one is going to fit me the best because well, right now I can be anywhere from a medium (Target) to an extra-large (American Apparel) without changing my weight.
snarky7
oooh lilac...totally on with the short sleeves. and what about the short sleeves with the elastic around the arm band part? omg, how UNflattering! take my pudgy arms and only make them look worse.
lilacwine13
Yeah, the sleeves with elastic look horrible on me too. Who decided those would be popular again?

I'm dreading the day when shoulder pads stage a comeback.
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