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zora
Waiter, waiter, there's a warrior in my soup!
peterbilt
Well, sword of.
peterbilt
That's funny. It's April. I thought we had those on the menu in March.
zora
I do admit, the flavor is quite bold.
lunasol
please don't tzu us!
lilacwine13
Well, don't try to shield us from how you really feel.

wasabi
Well, try to keep quiet about it, or we'll have crowds fighting for a table. If you don't like it, I can axe the chef to make something else.
zora
Dammit, I told him you just wanted a pinch of mace!
zora
Waiter, waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup!
lot49
Please, just carrion like nothing happened.

I assure you, all of our ingredients meet the stiffest standards.

It's nosfera-stew!

I'll have to ask you to decease with the complaints.

More evidence that this restaurant is in grave danger of being shut down by the health department.
lot49
eta:

Oh him? That's just Mort.
zora
Well, if you want, we can get you some mourge.

Of corpse there is!
peterbilt
Well, don't blow a casket! We'll just get you a new bowl.
zora
Just as long as you're not coffin.
zora
Waiter, waiter, there's some plants in my soup!
lilacwine13
The taste will fully bloom on your palate as you eat it. There is a bouquet of flavor awaiting you. It stems from our secret spices.

If you think that's good, wait until the en-tree.
zora
Hang on, I think if I talk to the chef I can get to the root of the problem. Just don't soil yourself.
hellotampon
You must be smoking pot- there's nothing there!

Leaf it off to the side and I'll get you a new bowl as soon as I can.

Your taste buds will love it!

I don't know how those got in there again- the head chef has been garden the soup pot all night.
peterbilt
Oh, don't be a pansy. Just eat it.
zora
Chef really rose to the occasion on this one. It's our most poplar flavor. Well, this one was made by Douglas fir sure. He's been trying to branch out. His Wife, Daisy's been helping out.
sukouyant
Well, the recipe calls for half a cup of flower.
peterbilt
Ooohhh, sukouyant!

"Well, we pride ourselves on serving only the most cultivated clientele."
damona
would you like some maple flavouring in it? or perhaps some sage? do you need more thyme to eat it?
peterbilt
Yeah, buddy, that's what happens when you order the vegetable stew.

(not a pun, but I couldn't resist the Captain Obvious moment)
damona
*ahem*

my last post should have read "would you like some sage advice?

sorry, trying to post too fast!
peterbilt
Waiter, waiter, there's a poet in my soup!
janeinane
I didn't s e.e. it cumming.

The chef got it by the Pound!
hellotampon
That's just the Maxine Cumin.

I can tell the chef, but I think Hilda Dolittle about it.

lunasol
Well, it's a recipe from Limerick.
mouse
i don't see how...we haven't changed the recipe a whit, man!
hellotampon
Haiku-d get you a new bowl if you would like.
puppykitty
Rumi has it that the chef doesn't kerouac about this soup.
mouse
don't worry, that's just the extra seasoning our chef put sonnet.
peterbilt
waiter, waiter, there's a WASP in my soup!
peterbilt
Hmmm...no takers? OK, OK. Bad example. How about...

Waiter, waiter, there's a magician in my soup!
mouse
i was gonna try and say something about clam chowder....but couldn't do it....
mouse
double post sorrieeee
janeinane
I guess WASPs just aren't funny... I AM one, and I tried for days to think of an actual pun instead of my first reaction of snapping "that's not funny!"

/end ot -- will return when I think of a magician pun...
hellotampon
I just couldn't think of anything for WASP besides "Well only the best service for you" or something. I know what it stands for but that's about all I know. Anyway. Magicican.

Well, it IS rabbit soup.

Well, the chef seems to have disappeared.
janeinane
Do you wand another one?
zora
Well, it's better than finding a hare in your soup.
janeinane
Waiter, waiter, there's a hat in my soup!
falljackets
would you like to cap it off with some dessert?

so are you looking for ad-visor what?
margot
But it's full to the brim.

Would you like a beret dessert instead?




raisingirl
Aren't you just bowler-ed over by the raspberry soup?

Sorry. REAL bad!
lot49
You must be getting pretty fed(ora) up with our soup menu by now.
janeinane
oops, I thought you ordered the chapeau briand...

(is it tacky to answer your own pun challenge?)
peterbilt
Well, what touk you so long to notice it?
peterbilt
Well, if you want something else, I kangolet the chef know to whip you up something different.
hellotampon
I'll get you a new bowl. We have buckets of the stuff in the kitchen.

But's it's tri-corn chowder!

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