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zora
Waiter, waiter there's a George Lucas movie in my soup!
peterbilt
Well, don't luke now, but there's a Speilberg movie at the next table over.
peterbilt
Yes, the chef did a good jabba putting that one together, didn't she?
pherber
Yodan't say!
mouse
watch out for the storm soupers

(*groan* sorry)
peterbilt
Waiter, waiter, there's a capitalist in my soup!
lilacwine13
This might be bad for business.
zora
As they say, thyme is money.
margot
Ah, that's because it's the coin chowder, garnished with purse-ly.
Our new cheque chef made it.
(Sorry, this might only work in english-english)
peterbilt
We thought it might interest you.
tesao
we make it with our very best stock.

and we call it our blue chip special.
pherber
So you don't think it's a good ingestion?
peterbilt
Well, I guess you'll just have to share.
pherber
Waiter, waiter, there's a clairvoyant in my soup!





(apologies, if that one has been suggested before... unsure.gif)
txplumwine
I don't see anything...I'm sorry, I must not have the vision...

Oh, that's nothing. It's a small medium at best.

Well! May I say you have some crystal balls to complain about that!

I'm scrying to see your point.

It's a Hawaiian recipe - made with Tarot.


(Sorry, I'm a bit off my game...)
pherber
laugh.gif

Witch soup are you referring to?

Hoodoo you think you are, conjure see how busy we are?
ph34r.gif
hellotampon
"I knew you were going to say that!"
peterbilt

Waiter, waiter, there's a microscope in my soup!
mouse
well, what do you expect, it comes in a petri dish!

just slide it back over here, i'll take care of it.

can't you just focus on the taste and forget about the ingredients?

oh, i'm so sorry, the chef must not have been looking that closely at the recipe
raisingirl
Waiter, waiter! There's a Pilgrim in my soup!
mouse
well, the chef is unpredictable like that--he may flour the ingredients, or he may not.
tesao
well, that is Progress!
juls
Waiter, waiter... there's a troll in my soup!
zora
Just ignore it okay? Water under the bridge and all that?
vixen_within
Shhh! You'll wake the mods! (I jest! I jest!)

Waiter, Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup!
kittenb
"Oh, I know. I lead it there."

zora
"Wood you like me to remove it?"

"I'll get it out write away!"


hellotampon
"I'll have to point that out to the chef."

"sometimes it's hard 2B the waiter."
vixen_within
hm, i'm out of pencil puns. another one?
sukouyant
Waiter, waiter, there's a CLOCK in my soap!



"ug that chef, this always happens on my watch!"
peterbilt
So you won't be ordering seconds, then?
sukouyant
-The recipe called for 1/2 cup chicken toc (sorry).
-It's about time someone noticed.

(OMG it's peterbilt!! It's really you! Your 'timing' is impeccable.)
peterbilt
You must be pretty ticked. I'll tock to the chef about it.
peterbilt
Hello there!

QUOTE(sukouyant @ Jun 16 2010, 12:37 AM) *
-The recipe called for 1/2 cup chicken toc (sorry).
-It's about time someone noticed.

(OMG it's peterbilt!! It's really you! Your 'timing' is impeccable.)

sukouyant
No need to get wound up about it...
totomoto
It'll feel like a hundred years, but watch, in an hour the glass will be full of soup!


(you didn't say what kinf of clock) smile.gif
bob4both
"I'm sorry, sir, but my hands are tied."
sukouyant
hrm I can't think of any more watch puns. Mind if I start a new one?

Waiter, waiter there's a dog in my soup!
sukouyant
Oh stop complaining, every meal should have a little roughage.
bob4both
"A dog in your soup?! Now really, just paws and think about that for a moment; that's a ridiculous tail to tell.."
bob4both
"That's not soup, it's sheperd's pie."
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