Waiter, waiter there's a George Lucas movie in my soup!

Well, don't luke now, but there's a Speilberg movie at the next table over.

Yes, the chef did a good jabba putting that one together, didn't she?

Yodan't say!

watch out for the storm soupers

(*groan* sorry)

Waiter, waiter, there's a capitalist in my soup!

This might be bad for business.

As they say, thyme is money.

Ah, that's because it's the coin chowder, garnished with purse-ly.
Our new cheque chef made it.
(Sorry, this might only work in english-english)

We thought it might interest you.

we make it with our very best stock.

and we call it our blue chip special.

So you don't think it's a good ingestion?

Well, I guess you'll just have to share.

Waiter, waiter, there's a clairvoyant in my soup!





(apologies, if that one has been suggested before... )

I don't see anything...I'm sorry, I must not have the vision...

Oh, that's nothing. It's a small medium at best.

Well! May I say you have some crystal balls to complain about that!

I'm scrying to see your point.

It's a Hawaiian recipe - made with Tarot.


(Sorry, I'm a bit off my game...)

Witch soup are you referring to?

Hoodoo you think you are, conjure see how busy we are?

"I knew you were going to say that!"

Waiter, waiter, there's a microscope in my soup!

well, what do you expect, it comes in a petri dish!

just slide it back over here, i'll take care of it.

can't you just focus on the taste and forget about the ingredients?

oh, i'm so sorry, the chef must not have been looking that closely at the recipe

Waiter, waiter! There's a Pilgrim in my soup!

well, the chef is unpredictable like that--he may flour the ingredients, or he may not.

well, that is Progress!

Waiter, waiter... there's a troll in my soup!

Just ignore it okay? Water under the bridge and all that?

Shhh! You'll wake the mods! (I jest! I jest!)

Waiter, Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup!

"Oh, I know. I lead it there."

"Wood you like me to remove it?"

"I'll get it out write away!"

"I'll have to point that out to the chef."

"sometimes it's hard 2B the waiter."

hm, i'm out of pencil puns. another one?

Waiter, waiter, there's a CLOCK in my soap!



"ug that chef, this always happens on my watch!"

So you won't be ordering seconds, then?

-The recipe called for 1/2 cup chicken toc (sorry).
-It's about time someone noticed.

(OMG it's peterbilt!! It's really you! Your 'timing' is impeccable.)

You must be pretty ticked. I'll tock to the chef about it.

Hello there!

No need to get wound up about it...

It'll feel like a hundred years, but watch, in an hour the glass will be full of soup!


(you didn't say what kinf of clock)

"I'm sorry, sir, but my hands are tied."

hrm I can't think of any more watch puns. Mind if I start a new one?

Waiter, waiter there's a dog in my soup!

Oh stop complaining, every meal should have a little roughage.

"A dog in your soup?! Now really, just paws and think about that for a moment; that's a ridiculous tail to tell.."

"That's not soup, it's sheperd's pie."