Full Version: Waiter, Waiter...There's a pun in my soup
Buckets, hell, we have at least ten gallons. But, I've always said our chef is one toque over the line.
What, no pork pie on the menu?
waiter, waiter, there's a paintbrush in my soup!
oh, i'm so sorry, the chef will replace it as soon as he' sable
oh, just fan it a little, it'll be fine!
I'll get rid of that easel-ly. You obviously have a refined pallette.
Waiter, waiter, the four elements are in my soup!
I'm sorry, our chef is a bit of an airhead.
Some people like firey food.
Is it a bit watery for your tastes?
Er-th-anks for telling us.
Some people like firey food.
Is it a bit watery for your tastes?
Er-th-anks for telling us.
Water you complaining about?
That chef is an airhead, and he is about to be fired.
I don't know where he unearthed that recipe.
Well, see, first he takes it out of the frying pan. Then...
All four? Maybe that's why it was so easy to balance when I carried it from the kitchen.
We weren't sure which one you'd prefer...so we aired on the side of caution.
The chef has trouble stopping at just surf and turf.
We weren't sure which one you'd prefer...so we aired on the side of caution.
The chef has trouble stopping at just surf and turf.
waiter, waiter, there's a light bulb in my soup!
Watt?
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
OHM my god!
OHM my god!
What gives you that idea?
oh, it's just our new low-fat version*. it will give you energy!
(*"lite" is inferred of course. hate explaining but thought it was slightly obtuse)
(*"lite" is inferred of course. hate explaining but thought it was slightly obtuse)
sorry, our chef is rather dim...
Oh darn, the chef switched up the stuffing, squash was the fill-he-ment to use.
Is this some kind of joke?
okay, lunasol, i'm reaaaaaaaaaaaaally tired, can barely keep my eyes open, and i must confess that one went right by me. i didn't get it. can you explain? i know that explaining puns is simply not DONE, but it will drive me CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY if you don't!! 
waiter, waiter, there's a firecracker in my soup!
It's a sparkling new flavor. All our other customers have been "oohing" and "aahhing" over it.
We really have to light a fuse under our chef for that one.
We really have to light a fuse under our chef for that one.
Yeah, isn't it , like, totally arson?
Yes, the chef can prepare it very quickly. All it takes is a flash in the pan.
Yes, well he put a whole bottle rocket of sauce in there.
The Roman candlelight is just playing tricks on your eyes.
tesao- she's referring to the "how many _________s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" jokes.
The Roman candlelight is just playing tricks on your eyes.
tesao- she's referring to the "how many _________s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" jokes.
Waiter, waiter...there's a BIRD in my soup!
The recipe is from Nest-le.
That's not going to fly with us.
That's cause you were the earliest one here!
Well, it IS chicken soup...
That's cause you were the earliest one here!
Well, it IS chicken soup...
Well, that certainly is a feather in the chef's cap, now, isn't it?
i hope you're not accusing us of being cheep.
What eggsactly is the problem here?
They're trying to wing it, I think.
~oh! well, don't swallow it!
~sorry, our chef is a bit of a loon, and a turkey at that!
~is it bittern?
~at least there's not a heron it!
~owl go get you another bowl!
~sorry, our chef is a bit of a loon, and a turkey at that!
~is it bittern?
~at least there's not a heron it!
~owl go get you another bowl!
sparrow the rod, spoil the soup, I say.
Waiter waiter, there's an indie rocker in my soup!
That's just the hair in your eyes.
I used to like it, but then it got really popular and sold out.
There's no indie rocker in your soup. Are you calling us Liars?
The cooks have a bit of a Broken Social Scene around here.
Do you need a Spoon?
The cooks have a bit of a Broken Social Scene around here.
Do you need a Spoon?
stop complaining or i'll kick you in the Shins.
well, actually it's not really soup. it's our new husker fondue.
It's okay. Looks like the bowl was Built to Spill anyway.
I'll tell the chef when I find him. He's a bit of a Modest Mouse.
Be careful, it's spicy. Might cause flaming lips.
Oh. 'K.
I'll tell the chef when I find him. He's a bit of a Modest Mouse.
Be careful, it's spicy. Might cause flaming lips.
Oh. 'K.
may i suggest you order a side of japancakes?
if you don't like it just clap your hands say bleagh.
if you don't like it just clap your hands say bleagh.
Waiter, waiter there's an insect in my soup!
"soup of the evening, BEE-u-ti-ful soup!!!"
don't tell me it's a fly, i've heard that one before!
it's split bee soup. it comes in a bowl weevil.
it's split bee soup. it comes in a bowl weevil.
So what's bugging you about it?
Yeah, the chef made it on the fly.
Yeah, the chef made it on the fly.
Yeah, that recipe is what really makes our chef tick.
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