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zora
Buckets, hell, we have at least ten gallons. But, I've always said our chef is one toque over the line.
cleanoldguy
What, no pork pie on the menu?
peterbilt
waiter, waiter, there's a paintbrush in my soup!
mouse
oh, i'm so sorry, the chef will replace it as soon as he' sable
falljackets
oh, just fan it a little, it'll be fine!
margot
I'll get rid of that easel-ly. You obviously have a refined pallette.
zora
Waiter, waiter, the four elements are in my soup!
lilacwine13
I'm sorry, our chef is a bit of an airhead.

Some people like firey food.

Is it a bit watery for your tastes?

Er-th-anks for telling us.
zora
Water you complaining about?
hellotampon
That chef is an airhead, and he is about to be fired.
zora
I don't know where he unearthed that recipe.
peterbilt
Well, see, first he takes it out of the frying pan. Then...
lot49
All four? Maybe that's why it was so easy to balance when I carried it from the kitchen.

We weren't sure which one you'd prefer...so we aired on the side of caution.

The chef has trouble stopping at just surf and turf.
tesao
waiter, waiter, there's a light bulb in my soup!
margot
Watt?
tesao
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

OHM my god!
peterbilt
What gives you that idea?
mouse
oh, it's just our new low-fat version*. it will give you energy!


(*"lite" is inferred of course. hate explaining but thought it was slightly obtuse)
falljackets
sorry, our chef is rather dim...
citrussss
Oh darn, the chef switched up the stuffing, squash was the fill-he-ment to use.
lunasol
Is this some kind of joke?
tesao
okay, lunasol, i'm reaaaaaaaaaaaaally tired, can barely keep my eyes open, and i must confess that one went right by me. i didn't get it. can you explain? i know that explaining puns is simply not DONE, but it will drive me CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY if you don't!! biggrin.gif
tesao
waiter, waiter, there's a firecracker in my soup!
lilacwine13
It's a sparkling new flavor. All our other customers have been "oohing" and "aahhing" over it.

We really have to light a fuse under our chef for that one.
sukouyant
Yeah, isn't it , like, totally arson?
peterbilt
Yes, the chef can prepare it very quickly. All it takes is a flash in the pan.
hellotampon
Yes, well he put a whole bottle rocket of sauce in there.
The Roman candlelight is just playing tricks on your eyes.




tesao- she's referring to the "how many _________s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" jokes.
kittenb
Waiter, waiter...there's a BIRD in my soup!
janeinane
The recipe is from Nest-le.
hellotampon
That's not going to fly with us.

That's cause you were the earliest one here!

Well, it IS chicken soup...
peterbilt
Well, that certainly is a feather in the chef's cap, now, isn't it?
sukouyant
i hope you're not accusing us of being cheep.
zora
What eggsactly is the problem here?
opheliathemuse
They're trying to wing it, I think.
falljackets
~oh! well, don't swallow it!

~sorry, our chef is a bit of a loon, and a turkey at that!

~is it bittern?

~at least there's not a heron it!

~owl go get you another bowl!
cleanoldguy
What did you expect? It's Bird's Nest Soup!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird's_nest_soup
opheliathemuse
sparrow the rod, spoil the soup, I say.
zora
Waiter waiter, there's an indie rocker in my soup!
hellotampon
That's just the hair in your eyes.
lilacwine13
I used to like it, but then it got really popular and sold out.

zora
There's no indie rocker in your soup. Are you calling us Liars?

The cooks have a bit of a Broken Social Scene around here.

Do you need a Spoon?
mouse
stop complaining or i'll kick you in the Shins.
mouse
well, actually it's not really soup. it's our new husker fondue.
zora
It's okay. Looks like the bowl was Built to Spill anyway.

I'll tell the chef when I find him. He's a bit of a Modest Mouse.

Be careful, it's spicy. Might cause flaming lips.

Oh. 'K.
mouse
may i suggest you order a side of japancakes?

if you don't like it just clap your hands say bleagh.
zora
Waiter, waiter there's an insect in my soup!
tesao
"soup of the evening, BEE-u-ti-ful soup!!!"
mouse
don't tell me it's a fly, i've heard that one before!

it's split bee soup. it comes in a bowl weevil.
zora
So what's bugging you about it?

Yeah, the chef made it on the fly.
peterbilt

Yeah, that recipe is what really makes our chef tick.
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