Sigh.

I think it's really sad and unfeminist when people who are not me fight with each other like this. Why can't all you cuntburgers just agree on everything I say? Dissent is totally. Not. Feminist.

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Is that like Freedom Rock?




If so................................



TURN IT UP DUDE! *reference to obscure 1980's commercial.

OK, so I just laughed so hard that I had to stop and type that I dislodged my pon.

Going to the restroom now.

wtf is a pon?

TAMpon

TAMPON YOU HOMO DING DONG!




You just have to be first, don't you?

smiling with my ice cream cone in hand first in line!!!!

I am such a bad feminist.

Is it a lillet, or are any of you (stuck up cunts)?

ggg, go and watch some porn.

I had my hand stuck up a cunt once, but I snatched it back.

(oh lordess, I've resorted to bad puns....okay, one more)

bunny, lillet? Is that like the Lillet Tomlin cocktail?

hehe, nah lillet is a brand of tampon here, like tampax.

cocktails? good women shouldn't drink.

Why, how DARE you suggest I am a "good woman"! Blasphemer! I'll have you know I get buzzed, bashed, befuddled, boozed up, hammered, high, hosed, fractured, jugged, lit, laced, and liquored up at EVERY opportunity! Hmmph!

oh, my. why all the nastiness? aren't we all grownups here? can't our differences be settled rationally, without personal insults?

kumbaya, people, kumbaya.

I judt love hanging out with all the whores on bust.

You're all a bunch of used Lillets.

-Runs away like a bitch-
I'm so in the wrong thread. Haha! You guys are hillarious! (Realizing I have nothing witty, quirky, or funny to say Shae and Oreo depart this thread).

I see that greenbean tried to engage me a few pages ago, but [ROT IN HELL BITCH] I am way too mature to acknowledge her in any way [I WILL SPIT MY CHEWED GUM IN YOUR HAIR], except to warn other BUSTies that certain BUSTies are crazier than Domino's crazy bread [YES I MEAN YOU, GREENBEAN YOU STINKIN LEGUME], and they should all be put onto I-G-N-O-R-R-R.

Now stop scaring the newbies with your inside jokes.

*I thought I couldn't go on after "freedom braid", but stinkin legume? Too much *

You're Crazy!

No, you are!

No, you!

You!

No, YOU AHHH!

Sluts.

succinct; break a few bones, why don't you? nimrod.

Tuuuna!! Tuna BOAT!!

THAT’S IT!

Mr. Pug pissed me of so bad last night that in a fit of anger I cut my tits off and sewed up my labia. I’ve had it. I’m done and I’m going to find a little cave somewhere and just hate men!

Just remember LoveMyPugs, that you, as a woman, are yourself a 'little cave'. You need to be that cave, not for your man, but for yourself. Own your cave-ness... but, y'know, only in accordance with your greater role in the global community of wimmin. Together, we all form a giant collective cave.

Now chant with me...

Syabrite, that was very "Allegory of the Cave". That was written by an ancient man, who hated women, PLATO.

You lose twenty vag points.

Why do women have small feet?

So you all can stand closer to the sink and do my dishes! Now hurry up and be the happy, non opinionated home makers you were meant to be.

*chanting*

We are a
Giant collective cave
We are a
Giant collective cave
We are a
Giant collective cave
We are a
Giant collective cave
We are a
Giant collective cave


*Laughing my motherfucking as off at the small feet joke and so is the girl sitting next to me in the computer lab at school!*

CH, I WILL beat you with my rolling pin, if you don't knock it off.

omg i'm seriously going to piss myself. now where the hell are my scissors so I can cut through the running loop stitch i used to sew myself up last night,


(sings) cause I believe in you and me and solidarity!
that's for you pugs

oh fuck, you've gone all clan of the cave-women on me.

GGG, points are the tool of the patriarchy. We are not here to rate or assess each other, but merely to be, in a collective soup, in a caldron, in a cave.

I am appropriating our collective caves from Plato, who wrested control of them from us wimmin in the first place.

*links arms with CH and resumes chanting*

*points and laughs*

they are cave-wimmin, bunny. really.

GGG I'll take that beating!

*bends over and continues to chant with sybarite*

dude. if i get to look like Darryl Hannah in that flick I'm running for the cave!

IMA GET TO DARYL HANNAH"S CAVE AFORE YOU, BEEETCH!!

Are we all suddenly not mad anymore?

No, CH, just waiting for someone to pounce on.

*tackles CH, pulls hair and snaps bra*

Oh no you didn't!

*rolls around on the floor with luci, and pulls luci's undies into a killer wedgie*

*headlocks CH and smothers face in lime Jell-o*

*comes out from behind the couch and dodges lemon Jell-o shrapnel*

I hate Jell-o! There is only room for one kind of Jell-o in my house!

*ducks back behind the couch and pulls out her double barrel, pump action KY-Gel super soaker*

Who wants some of this Gel-O?

*springs out from behind the couch and spooges lucizoe & CH causing them to slip-n-slide all over the floor*

Ha Ha Ha, Had enough?

being all lubed up (ha!) gets away from luci,

Oh that is it! You're getting it now,

*comes up behined luci, takes her around the waist and drags her to the floor*

Oh you know you want a good spanking, either that or we could tag team LoveMyPugs, the option is yours. I could always do both.

*starts smacking luci's ass*

*jumping up and down on tippy toes*

Oh yes, yes, tag team me! I want to be spanked!

*slips on KY and falls flat on her ass laughing*

Jell-O wrestling...totally unfeminist.

Desperate for male attention as usual, I see.

(Rolls eyes)

The idea of wrestling around in manufactured SPOOGE is a lil much for my delicate sensibilities.

I'm going back into my cave to cornrow my twatter hair.

Restoring order to anything, including your hair, is anti-feminist as it is a surrendering of your natural clthonic chaos to Newtonian linearity, which is, in turn (sing it with me now) a tool of the patriarchy. When you braid your hair, you repress it.

You rolling in the jell-o... turn off the camera already!!

*throws a messy combination of jello and ky at sybarite*

Girlbomb, you're more than welcome to come for a spanking, but you're in line behind LoveMyPugs.

*stomps her foot*

I better get spanked or I’m leaving!

*throws jello and ky back at culturehandy. Gives camera the finger and stomps, pouting back to her cave.*

LoveMyPugs, just for stomping away, I have a super special spanking for you

*brings out a flogger*

*dances around the room*

Flogger, flogger, flogger!

*runs and bellyflops onto the floor sliding over to CH*

I’m ready!!! Beat me like a woman should be!!!

*runs out of thread crying over broken fingernail*

oh luci, senstive are we?

*grabs the flogger and starts smacking lovemypugs*

you like a good smacking huh?