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culturehandy
I'm going to beat your punk ass with this here curling broom, hocky stick and lacross ball.

*take a big long swig of much superior CANADIAN beer*

at least our beer doesn't taste like warm mule piss.
girltrouble
*stops*




...wait... you've drunk warm mule piss?


...oh that's just weird...
culturehandy
GT, you're a twat.
auralpoison
Superior Cuntnadian beer? Isn't that some kind of oxymoron? Or are you just a moron?

You're both twats. I'll grab my oyster shucker & see if I can't get 'em open for the patriarchy to violate.
culturehandy
AP, why don't you go braid your pubic hair and make sure you like it when someone gives you and STD okay?
girltrouble
*peeks her head in with a huge grin!*
wait a second.....
*snicker*




*giggles*
did someone call me a twat?

*folds her arms.*wait a second..... you're not gonna take it back, are you culture?

goddamn it, what does a girl have to do to be called a twat around this fucking whorehouse?


oh, ap? you're calling me a twat too!

*sobs doing her best sally field*
you love me, you really, really love me!

god, guys, i know this is the flame thread an' all, but i have to tell you, *sniff*

Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF NASTY ASS FLEA BITTEN TWATS!
and i sooo mean that in the worst way, bitches!


y'all can go kiss the patriarchy's puckering bunghole!
culturehandy
GT, you fucking TWAT!!!!!

I mean it, you know that!
girltrouble
yes i do you dirty whore!


hmmmm....i seem to have run out of creative flame war juice.... oh juice girl!
*waves furiously at culture dressed as an official patriarchytm brand dirty whore*

bring me more ice tea, mother f'er!
culturehandy
GT, go braid your pubic hair.
auralpoison
Oooooh! Original comeback, CH.

Yawn.

I'd say something snappy, but it'd be wasted on your inferior northern intellect. Besides, you're probably too busy sucking off a moose thinking that your reward will be some warm Molson to even hear me.
culturehandy
Now AP, I understand that kind of backwoods you come from, but there is no need to be so threatened about the sophistication that comes with being Canadian.
girlygirlgag
Hey sluts. How's life being lesbian, god haters?
girltrouble
terrific! had a breakfast of "muff" this morning, thanks for asking!

how is sucking the man-hose going for you?
girlygirlgag
Tisk tisk, the only thing I do with man hoses, is shove them up my ass.

Silly rabbit.


BTW, you have hair in your teeth.
culturehandy
Can you bitches shut up and get back in the kitchen.
girltrouble
that hair is from my mustache. i still have to bleach it. tongue.gif
girlygirlgag
QUOTE(culturehandy @ Sep 5 2008, 05:51 PM) *
Can you bitches shut up and get back in the kitchen.



I will when you get up off yo' knees.
culturehandy
I like being on my knees, thankyouverymuch.

Maybe you'd advance if you did a little more cocksucking.
sybarite
GGG, I think you're being 'knee-ist'. I assert the right to be on my knees, and to stay on my knees, for as long as I feel is right for me.

Um, anyone got any kneepads? Ta very much...
tesao
that's RIGHT! they are MY knees! i reserve the right to do what *i* want with them!!! ain't nobody else gonna tell me what *i* can do with *my* KNEES!!!

so ya'll can just quit your mess and stop "knee"dlin me!
thirtiesgirl
I like a little pillow on occasion. Under the butt...under the knees...between the teeth...
auralpoison
Did anybody ask you what you like, hmmmmm? Shut yer yap, wench or you'll get a pillow *over your face* with a healthy dose of pressure!

All the rest of you lesbos need to get back to doin' what you do best: servin' the patriarchy. Nobody needs to hear you speak & if you won't shut up, the patriarchy has their ways.
culturehandy
I already told you bitches to shut the fuck up. the dishes aren't going to do themselves, and who the hell is going to cook my dinner?
auralpoison
*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap* That's the sound of CH getting smacked around with the Patriarchy's Huge Magic Fuckstick of the Righteous G-d for talking out of turn.
culturehandy
Oh AP do it again, that shit is hot!

*bends over*do it again!
sybarite
*shrieks* Perverts!

All you feminist-types are sexually warped, because you choose to play twisted games instead of doing the damn dishes already.
auralpoison
Sybarite, this is the partiarchy calling & we have a ballgag with yer name on it. All that shrieking! It's hysteria! Your infernal female sex organs are floating around in your body causing all kinds of havoc. The patriarchy is busy, make us some breakfast & coffee & keep yer yap shut! We *will* use the ballgag. And we have plenty more for you other hairy-legged man haters that wanna run yer mouths!
kittenb
I'm feeling submissive today so can I just get on my knees in front of AP for a ballgag, please? I'll do whatever you want.
tesao
kitten b?

can you just get on your knees in front of AP for a ballgag, please?

NO.


you didn't say "Patriarchy May I!"

sybarite
*stamps foot, throws glass across room* I am not hysterical!

Kittenb, that ballgag is mine, and everyone knows I love to get on my knees. Now go make these nice gentlemen some coffee.
auralpoison
*pets Tes's hair, trails fingers across her cheek*

Tes always knows her place. She'd never forget to say "Patriarchy, may I?" unlike the rest of you ungrateful slatterns.

Are ya'll even *smart* enough to wash dishes? I mean, I know women were made for menial tasks & makin' babies . . . but ya'll can't even follow the simple direction to shut up.

The patriarchy is warming up the pimp hand & it is STRONG. So strong even Andrea Dworkin is gonna feel it when it smacks ya down!
kittenb
Get the coffee. On it.
Do the dishes. On it.
See how good I can be?
culturehandy
Kitten, you're a good woman, serving the patricarchy.

Unlike that defiant whore AP.

Now I have to go shave all my body hair and slather my face with anti aging creams.
girltrouble
meh. the patriarchy's pimp hand ain't shit. i beat it armwrestling, and my arms are as thin as wet noodles. tongue.gif


tesao
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. me loves wet noodles.


*sluuuuuuuuuuurp*
girlygirlgag
What's up sluts? Sorry I haven't been around much, I've been busy making out with BOYS and haven't had time to sit around here and watch you diesel dykes braid your armpit hairs.
girlygirlgag
Nothing to see here, lesbian-feminazis.
girlygirlgag
Jesus, did the hamster that runs the wheels of this shit rig, die?
sybarite
You're trying to control and take over our wimmin-space thread with your multiple inflammatory, anti-pit hair postings GGG. Take your boy complicit ways elsewhere.
kittenb
GGG - I want to be a tool of the patriarchy just like you. Can you teach me how?
girlygirlgag
QUOTE(kittenb @ Oct 24 2008, 09:47 PM) *
GGG - I want to be a tool of the patriarchy just like you. Can you teach me how?



Well, aren't you quite the little multi-takser, typing with that cock in your mouth!

tongue.gif
kittenb
kittenb has just died of laughter. She might be missed.
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