GT, I got one for you,



Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha.

I think I need a right good spanking now.

i fink i just peed me pantaloons.

it does look like jena malone, doesn't it?

My, but Steve has been busy the past twenty-four hours. Nadia, Stone, now he's trying to validate girltrouble-to-Jesus!

So, does that mean that Girltrouble is troubling to Jesus? Because I disagree.

god, thanks for vouching for me kitty. i don't think i'm troubling to jesus. infact i have it on good authority that, yes, jesus loves me. for the bible tells me so.

well well well. If you take a look at the website stone is pimping under her profile, it's for an online pharmacy.

Not a troll my ass.

And there is someone pimping out a sex toy company in the general sex thread.

Smells mildly like eau du troll.

Why does BUST get all these bridge people? Seriously, doesn't it seem like we have more than our fair share?

Y'know, I think we actually get off pretty easy around here. We get the odd sex forum/boobie thread guy that gets run off pretty quickly. There has been a great decline in the bots as of late. We have Steve in all his lame incarnations. The odd lamebrains like CandyMandyDandy that show for a few days to pimp. All in all, we're pretty lucky.

I sometimes read stuff that's been posted on various mainstream boards just for shits & giggles. WE GET OFF EASY as far as the tard factor is concerned. It could be WAAAAAY worse.

that'th cuth we're tho awethiiiiim!

*she barely balances on her crutches, but goes up for the high five, aural looks at her like she's crazy, leaves her hanging...*

ok. i will thut up now, your thathy debbilneth. *puts her head down in shame*

Why I think we have a new troll. Economic Depression attempted to leave a comment of my profile.

Oh, this should be a fucking blast. Another troll winner. bust.com Shrink is validating & Bust is going to be analyzed!

I admit freely, I have an acute case of bored-douchebag paranoia. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after me.

I got a comment left on my profile from shrinky- apparently, AP, you've agreed to be his first test subject.

Comment deleted, user blocked.

Asswipe.

Of course he did, Polly. Steve isn't known for his intelligence/creativity, so it's the same sad bullshit over & over again.

oh hello, your sassy debbilness!

*sticks out her almost fully healed tongue...then runs from th' debbil woman*

saw a poster logged in as What Pleases Jesus right now.

He left himself open for some dirtiness heheheheh

Don't forget the period at the end when you set it to ignore, "What Pleases Jesus.". he's also trying to get "What Pleases Jesus" sans period validated as well.

Although, I'm not sure if that's a concern anymore, he doesn't seem to be getting properly validated. Not that I'd consider him "valid" at all.

*snickers* Jesus dirtiness. *snickers* More Jesus dirtiness *snickers*

This is my favorite mock-religious merchandise site.

Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha. What at trend we have in Jesus. *snorts*

AP and polly, OMG!! so funny. i was totally thinkin' dirtiness with What pleases Jesus. Er, it's not as sexy as it sounds.

*yawn*
seems steve has moved on to "power in the name of jeebus"

sadly, he hasn't the power to remember i have to approve all friends and their messages... and jebus is powerless to change it!

Well, I know what was pleasin' Jesus last night!

Okay, everyone run far before you get hit by the bolt aimed at me.

oh. now there is POWER IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

Yes, it's what I like to say when I'm particularly pissed off about something, hit my thumb with the hammer, get cut off on the freeway...whatever. A good healthy shout of "jeesus!" usually does the trick. Really sets me right and helps get the anger out. Especially when combined with "fuck," as in "jeesus! fuck! jeesus!" (rather like "Bond, James Bond, except louder and with more feeling). It really helps get those anger demons out of me. There's definitely power in the name of jeesus. It's an excellent epithet.

Kitten, I think you'll be in line behind me because I'm sure there is a very warm spot waiting for me. Mmmm marshmellows!

Thirties, I'm thinking Jeeeeesus fuck jeeeeesus said with a heavy southern accent would be a great way to express pain after, say, stubbing your toe.

We now have DO NOT REJECT HEAVEN skulking around the edges.

he's nothing if not persistent stupid. i've never understood how it was humanly possible for a guy to keep bashing his head against the wall for years and never gain a lick of sense.

You kill me!

StarLightBright - 13 posts and has just started a new thread for recipes. First recipe involves various brand name cheeses including Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Guess where she works according to her member profile?

I see we have a new member whose name is DO NOT REJECT HEAVEN.

Well, I most certainly will not because not only is heaven in my pants, I help men reach the next level with what I can do with my mouth.

God, does someone pay that clown to make up stupid usernames and make idiotic posts? I mean, damn, doesn't he have anything better to do than harass people who will never agree with him?

nope, which is precisely why he does it. he's in mom's basement, jacking off over our reactions and all the humiliation getting heaped on him as we speak, just like he does every time. he's got his hand wrapped around his pathetic little stub right now, gazing up at the kinetic light jesus portrait from miss poppy's and promising he won't touch himself like a bad little boy ever again if only god will smite those evil, feminazi, baby-killin' busties.

polly, please tell me that miss poppy actually sells those things and it's not a total mock site. cause i have got to have that fetal cookie cutter for the next church bake sale; any church's bake sale will do.

Oh, it's a real site- my mom orders stuff from them (who do you think I get my sense of humor from? )

Another day, a new handle: LORD GOD REIGNS @ bust.com.

I smell a troll in LTAS.

It's pushing escorts. Netochka or something like that.

Polly, that is the best website ever! I know where all my Christmas gifts are coming from next year! My favorite fridge magnet has always been, "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole." hee hee

I am thinking that NewYorkLa is AKA StarLightBright AKA CandyMandyDandy. Similar interests, ages, styles, & they are all corporate shills in LA. HUMBUG!

Wow, it's been a long time since the god-slinger has been around. Fantastic. Someone must be doing something right in the mod department.

<sniff>

LTAS, anybody?

Tree, I saw that post and I'm thinking the same thing, if it even comes back. And if it does...I don't predict for very long.

Eau de troll in the Questions and Comments thread.

ETA: Oh, and the anal thread. Lovely.

The newbie who posted in the hair thread seems potentially self-promotion-y. Username the same as the product she's talking about? Hmm....

Fanlin1r

One of those London escorts is up to its old tricks (ha, no pun intended!) again. And ironically, it posted in the Shameless Self-Promotion thread, the one place promoting your business would make sense (whether we're interested or not), and it posted some gibberish about wanting to learn how to do home renovation.

It's posted in damned near every thread with something tangential. Just waiting to get enough posts to launch her own London Escorts thread, I suppose. I wonder how her husband deals with his wife being an escort?

MWET in the small breasts thread?

As soon as I read his intro in the newbies thread, I knew he was going to the tittie threads.

I have no problem with men here at all, there are many men who contribute to this board, what pisses me off is the MWET stuff.

Of all the threads, and there are lots, why go in the tittie threads? Why not the media threads.

"As soon as I read his intro in the newbies thread, I knew he was going to the tittie threads. " lol

I think pollystyrene put it succinctly, moths-flame. It's weird!

ETA I think it's probably men who are googling breast related words and the Bust lounge comes up in the search. so maybe not SO terribly uncanny.

HoneyScan in LTAS.