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zoya
I have a friend visiting me this weekend and she and I are going to a loud, offensive metal concert on V-day, most likely getting shitfaced in the process. Valentines day can fuck off as far as I'm concerned.
crazyoldcatlady
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confession: i've known it for years. using lip balm makes you gay; using lip gloss makes you a tranny.

::spittles out Tsingtao:::

priceless!

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I have a friend visiting me this weekend and she and I are going to a loud, offensive metal concert on V-day, most likely getting shitfaced in the process

hell, that sounds more orgasmic than any v-day i've ever had, attached or unattached.

confession: i'm working on v-day. um, yay?

confession: i bought a shitfuckton of groceries tonight so i wouldn't have to go back to the store for a month. god, i hate grocery shopping.

confession: i listened to loud techno on my ipod the whole time to tune out the muzak and other shoppers

confession: i bought myself yellow gerber daisies. they make me happy smile.gif

eta feminist transgression confession: i loved/love barbie. i understand where some feminists are coming from, but i got to let barbie try out all the things i wanted to do before i grew up and decided what i should be doing. my barbie went to college, dammit, and rocked her princess dress through calculus!

(ranty mcrants-alot brought on by: 1959 barbie commercial)
freckleface7
holy maud- if it's true about lipgloss I am sincerely Fucked I guess bc I honest & literally cannot drive my car with out wearing at least lipgloss. I mean my car just won't go. - maybe my car is tranny too? smile.gif

the mr & I don't generally "do" v-day in a big huge way. this year we agree'd Cards Only bc money is tight at the moment, but I am nearly done painting him a peter max inspired heart picture in my so very basic & amaterish way. today I printed the word 'MOST' in the center of the heart, bc that is a long standing argument over who loves whom most. I have only to let the letters dry some before I fill in around them & I'm finished.
I used primary colors & sort of corner-blocked around the heart & I honestly think it looks pretty ok.

we may well be on the road to the mr's fam out of state on the actual Day as the mr's g'ma passed tonight (yes GT: I AM freaking out about the trip & feverishly counting all my Don't Be Crazy & Super Emergency Don't Be Crazy pills as I think sedation may be how I have to get thru this) so we'll probably have our day later next week.

confession: the 1 guy who tried to get 'fresh' w/ me back in high school & I are becoming good friends, along w/ his wife too. he's totally apologised for acting that way (bc it embarrasses the heck out of him) & I think he has actually learned from it. - score one for the girl w/ the mean left hook !
konphusion26
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freckleface7
QUOTE(konphusion26 @ Feb 12 2009, 12:26 AM) *
Confession: I feel way in over my head in this training class. I'm nervous as hell.

kon sweetie - you're going to be Great! nerves are fine, but you're there bc They believe you could do the job, and that's why they call it Training. have some faith in yourself eh?
((((((((((kon))))))))

confession: I was at the grocery & saw a whole section of lip glosses & balms & thought to myself " gay . gay. tranny. gay. "
I'm afraid my mind is permenently warped now. tongue.gif you all have ruined me for Polite Society!
ketto
QUOTE(girltrouble @ Feb 11 2009, 01:53 PM) *
ich, tell him ketto. i'm sure he probably feels the same as you do. just cos it's his first doesn't mean he wants the usual. tell him that you'd find it much more romantic doing something that is specific to the two of you at home. you both set the rules for your relationship, don't settle for a stock, off the shelf idea of what that day, or any day should be like.

i've never really understood why couples feel the need to conform to any rule or that they "have to" do anything. this is about the two of you-- nobody else. do what makes the two of you happy, not what you are told will make you happy.


If only this were true, but we did already talk about it. He said it's important to him to do something so we're going out for dinner. He knows my feelings about the day. People always say I'm the 'man' (i hate this) in the relationship because he's really classically romantic, likes to cuddle, sleep side by side, just generally the kind of stereotypical stuff you think of when you think 'relationship', and I'm...not. I think he'll find his own style after a while.

To be fair, if either of us had our own place we'd probably do a dinner at home and then stay in and watch movies, but we both live with our parents right now. I consider this a compromise for me - he goes out of his way all the time to do nice stuff for me so I'm agreeing to this and just keeping my mouth shut. I know he'd be hurt if at this point I said no dinner. I already tried to get him to do something on Sunday or Monday but he sounded kind of taken aback when I suggested it.

I confess: I hope he pays for the dinner!
thirtiesgirl
Confession: I am emotionally numb, due to L-D guy.

Fart confession: I was visiting a classroom at work today after lunch, and emitted an SBD ("silent but deadly," for those who don't know). A kid next to me smelled it, looked at me and made a face, so I pointed at another kid sitting next to him, and the first kid bought it. I totally blamed my SBD on the other kid.
lilacwine13
Confession 1: AZ Guy's best friend posted a couple pictures of his wife's ultrasound yesterday with the caption "It's a boy! Finally!!" I want to smack him for being so hung up on having kids of a specific gender. They already have two wonderful daughters, what's the big deal about having a son?

Confession 2: I want to have a good old make out session. No sex, just kissing, touching and feeling like a butterfly is living in my stomach.
stargazer
confession: the smell of meat cooking makes me want to gag. i never had this reaction before. not sure if it is connected with returning to being vegetarian again.
acewalker
confession: i have a term paper due tomorrow at noon, and i've only just started. i'm watching 30 rock.

subsequent confession: this is how i have done all my assignments for at least the last 2 years, and i have never gotten less than an 80% on any of them. i'm really not worried. i always idly wonder if i should be, and then this behaviour gets reinforced with 90s. so whatever.
konphusion26
Deleted....

nothing further.
girltrouble
*bites her tongue hard*
kon, i love you, and i know you are just happy, but please don't prostheletize.
some of us-- or at least i -- find it extremely offensive.
there is a religion thread for that.
likeanyother
(((thirties))) I’ve been reading your blog and I feel for you. Being in an LDR is hard enough, but pile on all the disappointments and missed connections and I would be a wreck. My bf is only in Chicago for 5 days and I’m going crazy…..

Which leads to my Confession: He went (i.e. picked up, drove, sharing a hotel room) with a couple girls from his alma mater that I DON’T like and DON’T trust, for a writer's conference. I was going to try to just let all that jealous anxiety go and be happy for him while he’s gone. Well, I just got an email from him saying ‘I’m having a really really good time!’ It’s nice he bothered to let me know that, but I just feel hurt that he didn’t even say ‘I miss you’ or anything. And, I’m jealous that’s he’s having such a good time with those girls. That’s so bad, but I can’t help it. I should probably take this to the relationships thread…..
thirtiesgirl
QUOTE(likeanyother @ Feb 13 2009, 09:00 AM) *
(((thirties))) I’ve been reading your blog and I feel for you. Being in an LDR is hard enough, but pile on all the disappointments and missed connections and I would be a wreck. My bf is only in Chicago for 5 days and I’m going crazy…..

Which leads to my Confession: He went (i.e. picked up, drove, sharing a hotel room) with a couple girls from his alma mater that I DON’T like and DON’T trust, for a writer's conference. I was going to try to just let all that jealous anxiety go and be happy for him while he’s gone. Well, I just got an email from him saying ‘I’m having a really really good time!’ It’s nice he bothered to let me know that, but I just feel hurt that he didn’t even say ‘I miss you’ or anything. And, I’m jealous that’s he’s having such a good time with those girls. That’s so bad, but I can’t help it. I should probably take this to the relationships thread…..

Thanks. And I have *so* been there. My college/post-college boyfriend, who I was with for 5 years, had a lot of women friends, 3 of whom he was in a band with in college, and absolutely idolized them. It was hard to watch him when he was around them because I knew he had some unresolved feelings for them. I trusted him enough to know he'd never cheat on me, which he never did, but I also knew that he harbored secret crushes on those 3 women. ...Not that your guy is harboring crushes on the girls he's traveling with, and I totally don't mean to freak you out with my experience, but I can identify with your feelings of worry.
hiddenpoet
((stargazer))
the smell of meat cooking still makes me gag as well and sometimes it even causes my appetite to completely vanish. certain cuts of pork are the absolute worst. if there is a ham then i leave the house.

Confession: my father and sister still don't know that they will be staying the nights here in vegas on vacation in a hotel. there just isn't enough room in this apartment for two guests and i know it's going to hurt their feelings a bit. i just hope that they can understand that i'm almost thirty and don't want guests sleeping on the floor or the couch.
roseviolet
Confession: We don't really celebrate Valentine's Day in our house. We didn't even buy cards for eachother. But deep down, a part of me really really wishes that my husband had done something special for me today ... flowers or a romantic dinner or something. Damn you marketers!
girltrouble
confession:right now my bones ache. i want to make it stop.
auralpoison
The next person that uses the term "totes" is front of me gets both barrels in the fucking face.
girltrouble
confession:i'm veeeeeeery tempted to use a 5 letter word for "carries" starting with "T"

confession: in my 10+ years in the lounge, i still haven't figured out the 'quote +"' button.
auralpoison
You want to tote a tote, that's fine. I'm tired of it being used as a shortened form of "totally". "Like, I'm totes gonna be totes stoked to see if my new shrink can totes help me!"
girltrouble
*pukes*
*ahem*
point: aural.



(aka her royal sassy debbilness)
pollystyrene
Wow, AP, that's the cutting edge of stupidity- I haven't even heard that one yet. Yikes. Idiocracy was on TV last night....coincidence? I think not.
missladyj
confession: I am down with "totes" although don't say it. I also love whatevs. I like to say whatevs as often as possible.
kittenb
QUOTE(auralpoison @ Feb 15 2009, 09:35 PM) *
The next person that uses the term "totes" is front of me gets both barrels in the fucking face.


Gods, I thought I was the only one. I don't mind it so much when I read it on a message board but I will not stand for it becoming a spoken aloud word of choice. No!
culturehandy
I've never heard the term totes, except in when reference to a bag. I find it strange that people would say totes instead of totally.
roseviolet
QUOTE(kittenb @ Feb 16 2009, 03:58 PM) *
Gods, I thought I was the only one. I don't mind it so much when I read it on a message board but I will not stand for it becoming a spoken aloud word of choice. No!


Exactly, Kitten. It ranks up there with people who say "OMG" and "pron" out loud.
LoveMyPugs
i hate when people say LOL pronounced EL OH EL yes they say that around here when something is funny.

person (1): did you see that show last night on TV? It was sooooo funny!!
person (2): hahahahaha yeah EL OH EL!!
me: fuck off and die please

thirtiesgirl
QUOTE(culturehandy @ Feb 16 2009, 01:00 PM) *
I've never heard the term totes, except in when reference to a bag. I find it strange that people would say totes instead of totally.

Me, too. Never even heard the term. I don't know what 'pron' means either, and just recently learned what IIRC stands for. An old friend of mine would always sign her e-mails with 'UL,' and I never knew what it meant until she told me: until later. Bleh. I am growing sick of the internet school of spelling.
auralpoison
Confession: Re:"totes": I think this may be my natural mental continuation of GT's disappointment in "ftw".

Confession: I also hate "pnwed" & "kewl".

Confession: I am okay with "whatevs", "hawt", "pron", & "teh" written. Particularly "teh". As in, "he is teh hawt" or "those shoes are teh sex, betch". I do not know why. I do say "whatevs" in everyday conversation.
girltrouble
lol, whatevs! so hawt! omg, i thot UL= totes teh ultra lame pwned ftw. kewl?!
pollystyrene
I say "el oh el" in the context of talking about icanhascheezburger.com, usually with my mom. Other than that, that's about it.

I don't even like "cuz" instead of "'cause".
roseviolet
ThirtiesGirl, "pron" is just internet speak for "porn". Kinda like how "pwned" means "owned".

I know a man - a grown man - who will say "OMGWTFBBQ!" out loud during conversations. He means it as a bit of a joke of course, but it's still strange. "Oh em gee double-yew tee eff bee bee cue!"

Note that there are a lot of computer & gamer geeks amongst our friends who've spent far too many hours playing World of Warcraft. These people use a lot of "133t sp33k" (hacker lingo) which can be worse than the stuff coming out of text-obsessed teenage girls.
girltrouble
confession:i had a falling out w/ a close friend of 10 years. i told her she did something that hurt me, and she went off. i know there is a misunderstanding, but her tone in discussing it, then insisting i apologize rubbed me the wrong way. it's hilarious because i've seen her other friends pull all kinds of shit, and there is this little minor thing and she wants to burn the bridge with me. i'm not apologizing for her being an ass, so good f'ing riddance.

oh, and fuck you chickie.



rudderlesschild
confession: I have been having steamy, scorchingly hot dreams about Beeps's best friend (a.k.a. Henry) all week. I wake up and feel like I need to shower in holy water. blink.gif

I feel guilty as hell, and yet...

I can't wait to go to bed so I can dream it again.
zoya
confession - I say 'pron' out loud, all the time. I think it's funny. I've even referred to an adult bookstore as a "prono shop." heh. oh oops, I mean LOL.
culturehandy
Hee hee pron makes me laugh, because I say film as flim all the time.

But UL? What is that? Uhhh, I'm so out of the internet-speak loop.

*runs off to urban dictionary*

I did get a :-* from a boy the other day.
LoveMyPugs
blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif

i am so confused
stargazer
QUOTE(auralpoison @ Feb 16 2009, 11:51 PM) *
Confession: I also hate "pnwed" & "kewl".


yeah, i spell kewl that way cause that's how i pronounce cool sometimes in real life. my family and i have been pronouncing cool that way for years. what can i say. i was raised by stoners. cool.gif

confession: one time, polly sent me a FB message and signed off with "ttyl." i was dumbfounded. i stared at it for 5 minutes. i had no clue what she was telling me. i thought she was giving me some kind of paris hilton sign off. (for those of you with a life, paris would say "ttyl" or something like that, after kicking off contestants for her bff show). then i figured it out, "Talk to you later."

*sigh*

confession: we are violating the english language with the shortening of words in our everyday language. are we too lazy to speak and/or type full word and/or sentences? unsure.gif

confession: sometimes, i *AM* too lazy to talk that i wish i had a computer to talk for me like stephen hawking's does. i could just type in my responses. talking is SO overrated sometimes. tongue.gif

confession: this topic of conversation in this thread makes me think of the cool groups attempts to use "rufus" (in Never Been Kissed) or "fetch" (in Mean Girls).

Confession: I obviously spend TOO much time thinking of inane things.
crazyoldcatlady
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confession: we are violating the english language with the shortening of words in our everyday language. are we too lazy to speak and/or type full word and/or sentences?


i think if i were a school teacher right now, i'd tear my hair out if i had to read essays involving "u" for "you", or "2" for "to"... granted, i NEVER capitalized when i'm typing online (except for saying NEVER), but there's a time an place for proper grammar. a paper is one of them. i wonder if 200 years down the road that will be the norm.
pollystyrene
QUOTE(stargazer @ Feb 17 2009, 10:44 AM) *
confession: one time, polly sent me a FB message and signed off with "ttyl." i was dumbfounded. i stared at it for 5 minutes. i had no clue what she was telling me. i thought she was giving me some kind of paris hilton sign off. (for those of you with a life, paris would say "ttyl" or something like that, after kicking off contestants for her bff show). then i figured it out, "Talk to you later."

*sigh*


Ha! At least I didn't sign it "LYLAS" Wretch! I love definition # 1 on there. rolleyes.gif
missladyj
I love making up words like I say hubsand instead of husband. Plus once you say something wrong, you can't go back to saying it right.

We were at a hip hop show and this cat gets up on the mic and says " I'm diaLOBical" I turned to hubby and said doesn't he mean diabolical? but now when shit is really messed up we turn to each other and say " Damm that shit was dialobical!" and it's just fuckin funny.


I also use the word froke which is the past tense of freak. As in " I told him not to freak, but he froke." I sometimes use this word and then have to explain to people what it means because I forget that not everyone speaks my language. so whatevs!
ketto
QUOTE(crazyoldcatlady @ Feb 17 2009, 06:56 PM) *
i think if i were a school teacher right now, i'd tear my hair out if i had to read essays involving "u" for "you", or "2" for "to"... granted, i NEVER capitalized when i'm typing online (except for saying NEVER), but there's a time an place for proper grammar. a paper is one of them. i wonder if 200 years down the road that will be the norm.


Last year I had to mark university papers for first year women's studies students and it was bruuuutal. I consider myself a spelling and grammar queen (in papers anyway) so I had a tough time not tearing every paper apart but I have to remember that I once over-used my comma's and quotations as well. tongue.gif
auralpoison
Confession: As much as I dig Missladyj, I will do anything in my power to stop her from disseminating the NON-word "froke". It isn't the past tense of "freak" unless you are using the UD as a source reference.

Do not make me put on my common vernacular superpower underpants on outside of my tights, Missladyj.

Confession: I still do editorial work & I am constantly gobsmacked at people's inabilty to write properly. People that I KNOW went to COLLEGE. I don't expect anybody to know how to use a semicolon properly, but the basics? Sheesh, people.

Confession: As the word is my only gift, I defend it to the hilt. I know it's rude to correct adult people in public, so I generally bite my tongue. But sometimes . . . I can't help myself. Nucular. Lacksadaical. Irregardless. And now froke.
rudderlesschild
It used to drive me batshit insane when I was in the service - these officers, who have been through four years of college and get pay/food/berthing privileges for that very fact, could not spell to save their souls. I would sneak around the boat correcting signs and flyers at night.

This is a watertight BOUNDARY, not "boundry".

This is a trash RECEPTACLE, not "receptical".

I admit, there was little else to occupy my mind out there... other than arranging my next tryst with Two Beeps. But if you're gonna get a nice big bedroom all to yourself on the basis of your supposed education (as opposed to the enlisted coffin-racks' generous propotions of 6'x2'x2'), don't make me break out the red Sharpie.

Grrrr.
crazyoldcatlady
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Confession: As much as I dig Missladyj, I will do anything in my power to stop her from disseminating the NON-word "froke". It isn't the past tense of "freak" unless you are using the UD as a source reference.

Do not make me put on my common vernacular superpower underpants on outside of my tights, Missladyj
.

dammit. i was going to admit that i heard the word "snew" as a past tense for "snow" and that i totally want to us it now.

QUOTE
Confession: I still do editorial work & I am constantly gobsmacked at people's inabilty to write properly. People that I KNOW went to COLLEGE. I don't expect anybody to know how to use a semicolon properly, but the basics?


i love semicolons!

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missladyj
confession: I am just tickled pink that ap totally froke out over my made up nonsense word! Heh!
Persiflager
Confession: I think ap might be a deipnosophist tongue.gif
treehugger
Confession: I am having dirty fantasies about the cute geeky electrician at work....mmmm..

ETA: I found him on facebook and I want to poke him so bad.....
nakedmolerat
Confession: I don't know a lot of the acronyms you are all writing about.

Confession: I am afraid to sit on toilets. Not just public ones, but even my own. Even after a thorough bleach cleaning. I had to layer toilet paper on it when I had my c-section because even with no sleep, even with major surgery, there was no way my fanny was gonna touch the porcelain cess pool.

Confession: I got my IUD yesterday and I'm afraid to orgasm because I keep imagining it perforating my uterus. Ugh.
zoya
nakedmolerat - when I first got my IUD, I was afraid to take a poop because I was afraid I would push it out!

oh, and speaking of grammar, I cannot fucking stand random use of quotation marks. ie: is a "sale" actually a sale, or just like a sale? don't even get me started..

treehugger - wouldn't it be him poking you, if it's a dirty fantasy? tongue.gif
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