Lily-Rose is beautiful (like her father). For a minute I was wondering why poodle had posted a picture of a drawn and tired Reese Witherspoon (second one)!

Heh. True. I was thinking about Reese as well.

Runs on to Netflix From Hell. Totally forgot about that flick. That's PP!

Okay, this thread seems to be about pics, so here are s'more!!!






(I have a much larger version of the last one if you want it for wallpaper)

Well bwess yer widdle heart, poodlekins!

Tasty!

Yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Hell yes.



I'm going to watch this one again this weekend.

depp impact!

I'm depply dippy

lol @ poodle's "whore of a wife" and "alien head".

this thread is my antidepressant.

Or "whore of a partner," I guess. I always forget that they're not married. It's nice to see that she looks so scrappy and sickly looking when she's doing her daily thing.

bless you girls, i was having a crappy day until now..... and bless johnny, oh sweet jesus thank you for johnny depp. amen.

Just as I expected, he would have beautiful kids!

*drools over johnny pics*

Bless you bunnyb.


This thread is one of my new anti-depressents!

Johnny in a towel... mmmm....

New anti-depressant? This thread is the new crack!!

PP, Crack is Whack... to quote Whitney. (Does silly Whitney impression)

But, this thread is quite the crack....

Bwahaha!!!

Okay, I spent the last couple hours of my life organizing a bunch of Depp pics into a myspace slideshow. A lot of the pics are ones we've seen before, but check it out to see a nice display of Johnny, enhanced by everyone's favorite track from Footloose, Let's Hear It for the Boy!

eta- you'll have to scroll down a little for the slideshow

Oh poodle, that is FANTABULOUS! And your MySpace page is really cute. I love the pic of you "on tour" with Journey, heh.

Aww...shucks...thanks. I did a little finetuning of the slideshow and I'm prolly gonna switch the music soon.

Great slide show PP!

I so heart this thread!

Thanks for those pics bunny. I have to confess though that in the third pic from the bottom he looks eerily like a friend of mine named Pete. I had to do a double take. I never thought Pete looked anything like Johnny before, but that picture they look like twin brothers. Pete's brother Mike looks strangely like Mike Myers, though I always thought Mike was cuter than Pete. Perhaps it's my perception that is off.

Johnny is still painfully HOTT. More pictures!

Those are some nice ones, raisin! His daughter made that beaded thinger that he wears on his wrist. I think that's so sweet. I *heart* Johnny.

I think it's adorable and testament to fact that not only is he drop-dead gorgeous and a fabulous, intelligent, talented actor but he is also a sensitive soul. *swoons*

(you can also see it on his arm in the big pic with him behind the window.)

Yeah, he wears it quite a bit.

Can you believe that there are busties who have the audacity to say that Eddie Izzard is hotter than Johnny Depp?! Blasphemy!! Oh well, that means more Johnny for us.

Mark your calendars, cause Johnny will be making another appearance on Inside the Actors Studio on October 13th. Yay!!! I don't have Bravo, so I'm gonna have to go to my parents' house or have someone record it for me.

The lounge izzard doesn't fo it for me in the slightest although I find him very funny. Dark and brooding is my cup of tea.

Yeah, I love the guy, too. He's cute in that "I want to be his friend and constantly give him hugs and pinch his cheeks" way. I don't think I'd want to see him relaxing in a bathtub though.

Oh. My. God. I'm just gonna pretend that he's not wearing swim trunks behind that foam pad. *drifts off into Johnnyland*

Seriously, I could stare at that picture for hours and never get tired of it.

Bwahahaha!!! This is hilarious! I loves me some pirate ass.

Shiver me timbers, that was a funny video!

The next few pictures are hot, but this one is in its own category of hotness:



Voila:







...And just because we need to revisit this one again:



Fucking watermarks or whatever they're called on the pictures, bane of my fucking existence.

Yes, damn those watermarks. That's so uncool of people to slap them on such a beautiful pic. Fortunately, Photoshop can take care of some of that stuff. I've photoshopped many Johnny pics.

christ, i rarely remember to come in this thread when i'm at home (work won't let me see the pics, dammit). bunny, the pic you posted of him in the window back on the 16th?

fuck me.

no, really johnny... fuck me.

and raisin? the one with him peeking over the book?

fucking fuck me johnny. for reals.

*sigh*

Oh my: sparrows wench, I heart Johnny & shiver me timbers tees

Okay, so I admit I'm awake at 2 am, online shopping. So what? *shrugs*

That's one of my favourites too fj: he looks so soulful, masculine and dominant all at once!

The book photo: yowza . I love me some sexy intelligent but he looks so heeky too. I love very single facet of Johnny's versatile personality.

eta: sparow's wench, I love it! *waves at yuefie* is your awful day improving by being in here, sweetcheeks?

*waves back* it is now honeybuns *mwah*

oh jeebus on a pogo stick, that is one helluva HOTT shot!

a few more (and a coupla doublers):



















the one in the middle in the white shirt KILLS me.

That white one in the shirt kills me. And can that man ever wear a hat??? Holy freaking shit!

So heart this thread!!

I am very quickly getting drunk on cheap wine, but HOT DAMN I have to say I want to feel that facial hair rubbed all over my body. GAWD.

Yuefie, love the third t-shirt the best. You didn't buy all three, did you?! I mean, you better.

reasons to be cheerful, part one:

1. poodle's i'm too sexy myspace link. bwah!
2. my new jack sparrow desktop wallpaper. yum.
3. last night's deppfest: ed wood (which somehow i've managed to miss) and charlie and the chocolate factory (yes, johnny's even worth suffering thru those horrid oompa loompa dance numbers. but just barely. *shudder*).

the man needs to play a transvestite or a drag queen. seriously. he looked damn fine even in an ill-fitting angora sweater and crap wig. can't you picture him, done up right?

He did play a transvestite in Before Night Falls.

Bwahahaha!!! That's awesome Blanche!!

Oh geez raisin, that's so true about the facial hair. *fans self*

Ed Wood was on at the bar I was at last night! There was no noise though, but I freaked out and my guy friends thought I was freakin' nuts.

the sexiest man alive requires no introduction.



which Johnny Depp are you?

I'm Ed Wood: You definitely have your name in history, although probably not for the reason you believe. Yet you are very accepting, non-judgemental, and optimistic almost to a fault. You also have a thing for angora sweaters. How could anyone not like you?

Hee! I'm Edward Scissorhands!

"You are very shy and often misunderstood. Innocent, sweet, and artistic, you like to pass your days by daydreaming and expressing yourself through the arts. You are a truly unique individual. Unfortunately, you are quite lonely, and few people truly understand you."

I wouldn't say I'm shy, but people oftentimes tell me that I'm an oddball.

I'm Benny & Joon...oops, didn't copy the description.

S'okay, Polly. I got the same result.

You are Sam from "Benny and Joon"

You are very talented at physical comedy. People are in awe of your abilities. However, you have many quirks which can either win people over or completely annoy them. But you're a sweetheart through and through, and it's hard not to love you.

Good night and sweet dreams, my luscious Johnny.



FIXED! And really going to bed now... uh-huh...

Yay! I got Ed Wood, which just came in the mail today...
And I was running around work today, saying "Perfect!" Heh!

well, rose's is nail-on-head exactly right!

raisin, where for art his smokin' hotness?

You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.

thanks for that chuckle, bunny.

"The skill of ennui." hee.