These are getting harder to answer. Great work!
New question: Would you rather be Sarah Palin's or Paris Hilton's sidekick?
Paris Hilton cause I'm a material girl.
Would you rather wake up with two rats doing the nasty on your stomach or a cockroach sucking on your tear duct?
Lawd. Rats on the belly seems less invasive than a roach licking my eyes.
Okay would you rather been a sinker or a sagger (face aging)?
Sinker seems cuter somehow.
Hmmmm, would you rather have a penis or a vagina on your forehead? Literally, a penis or a vagina, not someone sitting on your face.
A very large penis.
Would you rather:
1. spend your entire life on the minimum wage with no extra form of income
2. have a high-paying job til you're 30 then lose everything, i.e. all your possessions and savings, go bankrupt and live on the streets for at least 5 years?
Hard to say. There are ways to live well with a low income, even if one of them is
renouncing the material world and becoming a nun.
I guess I'd rather that then see all my work going to smithereens. I don't know if I could recover from that very well.