take some petrol darling
Aug 27 2008, 09:03 PM
mine, without a doubt, is nick cave . . . it's uncanny, it's unexplainable, but i am wild about him!

there is almost certainly something wrong with my brain, because even that damn moustache has grown on me over the last couple years. uh oh!
neurotic.nelly
Aug 28 2008, 12:23 AM
take some petrol darling... I love your handle...!!!!
zoya
Aug 28 2008, 03:13 AM
I love Jack Black. I don't even know how to begin, expressing my hotness for him. I am SUCH a sucker for guys like him - talented, musical, kinda got the rock vibe going, weird sense of humor, intelligent, articulate, physically a little thick, and look really good a little scruffy, but also clean up well. I frigging love me a guy with just the right amount of meat on his bones. It's totally sexy. I have the hugest crush on this guy right now who totally has that Jack Black thing about him. What the hell is it about the combination of that body type with that coolness that just does me in, big time?!
thirtiesgirl
Aug 28 2008, 08:45 AM
And I have to admit, while it's not an area I usually look for on a guy, I was pretty impressed with Jack's package when I went to see Tropic Thunder last weekend. I mean, it was kind of hard *not* to notice with all the underwear scenes, particularly when he was strapped to the tree. He's not exactly my kind of hott, but I'd certainly agree, Zoya, there's definitely something about him.
Hard for me to get all hot for him, though, when Ben Stiller's in the picture. As far as I'm concerned, Stiller just has it going on. ...Well, mostly in the looks department. I don't find all his movies funny, and his wife has that typical Hollywood blonde look (actor Christine Taylor), which I always find disappointing. Ah well, I guess they're in love.
crinoline
Sep 9 2008, 11:44 PM
James Stewart (circa late 1930s The Philadelphia Story-
check out the kiss at the end of this scene I just want to mess up his hair and make him stutter) in a giant antique four-poster at a bed and breakfast, peach pie (with whipped cream and champagne)
and switching gears...
Antonio Banderas, anywhere (ok... on a private yacht), lemon meringue pie
what? I like pie!
QueenBull - I second the young Marlon Brando - yowza!
zoya
Sep 10 2008, 03:20 AM
ooh ooh, crinoline, you made me remember one of my classic "I'd do em"s...
Cary Grant circa The Philadelphia Story
on a big yacht in the mediterranean
strawberries, with a magnum of champagne
bunnyb
Sep 10 2008, 04:54 AM
Cary Grant at any time ... (I have a fair collection of Cary Grant movies).
Clark Gable circa Gone With the Wind.
Chuck Bass (the character) from Gossip Girl; there is something about the well-dressed, charming, arrogant and despicable motherchucker.
olivarria
Sep 10 2008, 03:34 PM
Okay, second scenario: Me and Anthony Bourdain. Place: A grassy field in Alaska, underneath the Northern Lights. Post-coital snack: Oysters.
sybarite
Sep 11 2008, 05:19 AM
Willem Defoe, in an anonymous five-star New York hotel bedroom with a big bed. Afterwards: islay whiskey and cigarettes
And for the jailbait alternative: Tim from Friday Night Lights, in the backroom of the bar we just met at. Afterwards: huge pizza at his place, where we went for round two...
auralpoison
Sep 21 2008, 11:00 AM
I watched American Gangster last night. I want to be the filling of a Russell Crowe/Denzel Washington sandwich.
SUPERLUVER
Sep 29 2008, 12:52 PM
ok, trent reznor, of course. also, other exceptionally hawt 40 somethings..david duchovny followed by kevin spacey (who may be over 40?), alan cumming, johnny depp
and then there was isaac brock........
olivarria
Sep 29 2008, 04:39 PM
Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks. In the Red Room, without the little dancing man or Laura Palmer. Afterwards, we'll share some cherry pie and coffee.
tommynomad
Sep 29 2008, 10:00 PM
Margaret Cho is soooooooo at the top of my list right now.
Oh, and Yelena Isinbayeva. So poised, so strong. She'd break me in half!
tommynomad
Oct 10 2008, 01:51 AM
QUOTE(rudderlesschild @ Oct 3 2008, 11:51 AM)

I want a three-way with Daniel Radcliffe and Simon Pegg.
Would there be pegging? "cause something tells me he'd go for that.
I have such a crush on Bonny Norton and Rosemary Senior right now. I know they're academics, and it's not a starfucker thing, but I still L-O-V-E lurve them.
thirtiesgirl
Oct 10 2008, 07:42 PM
Lee Pace, anywhere, anytime.
crazyoldcatlady
Oct 10 2008, 08:38 PM
ed norton....because he's a "sleeper" hottie.
pollystyrene
Oct 12 2008, 05:55 PM
Hey, what happened to the Johnny Depp thread? I clicked "View All" or whatever at the bottom, but it didn't show up.
Anyway, this cracked me up today:
So true, so very true.Mm, delicious.
Oh, and Daniel Radcliffe- I feel like such a diryt old woman about that one. I have one of those pictures from Equus on a piece of flair on my Facebook page.
Hey, I think Faerietails got to go see that play....I wonder what she thought of it/him.
hellotampon
Oct 12 2008, 09:13 PM
I 3rd Edward Norton. And James McAvoy.
ellenevenstar
Oct 16 2008, 01:56 AM
I have recently developed an embarrassing crush on
Lucas Neill.
auralpoison
Oct 17 2008, 09:11 PM
Word to the Thirties. Lee Pace is just sick hawt. It should be illegal to be that fuckin' sexy. He looks so femme in "Soldier's Girl", he's so damned pretty. I dunno how he dealt with having his thick brows plucked, but I would have been more than willing to provide succor.
crazyoldcatlady
Oct 20 2008, 08:08 PM
ahhhhhhhhhi just have to say, not fair. no one should be allowed to look like this. now i know, blah blah blah airbrush blah blah... but you have to have a jumping off point! halle berry not airbrushed is like a supermodel ohio-style.
i want to fuck her so that i may steal her powers.
crazyoldcatlady
Nov 25 2008, 09:05 PM
i've been getting hooked on boston legal these days, and for some reason,
tom selleck has this gruff bear thing going on that i kinda dig...
ihateoly
Nov 26 2008, 10:10 PM
This one is left over from high school, but Jarvis Cocker from Pulp. Just go to Youtube and watch the "Comon People" video. He's such a dandy, but he's so smooth and you can tell he's totally a pervert. Pete Yorn is smokin' hot also. I have to agree with the folks who said Alan Cummings and Margaret Cho. I don't even really like girls that much but Margaret is looking really glamorous as of late. Alan Cummings is just oddly attractive to me. I can't really explain it.
ihateoly
Dec 30 2008, 09:11 PM
Oh, and Daniel Radcliffe- I feel like such a diryt old woman about that one. I have one of those pictures from Equus on a piece of flair on my Facebook page.
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OMG. I just met a lady whose husband looks just like Daniel Radcliff. Seriously. It's soooo weird. They are both super cute and it made me kinda uncomfortable 'cause I felt like a total letch. They're only 22. Hee.
crazyoldcatlady
Jan 5 2009, 07:53 PM
jason segel. because he's got the funny, is nerdy/endearing, and showed his wang multiple times in
forgetting sarah marshall.that, and i'm watching the reruns of
how i met your mother on lifetime. (pre-emptive guilty pleasure thread post: lifetime.)
juls
Jan 6 2009, 08:39 PM
Thomas Jane can punish me anytime...
Christopher Gorham too, but only if he wears those glasses from Ugly Betty...
auralpoison
Jan 9 2009, 04:44 AM
thepointybird
Jan 9 2009, 08:29 AM
QUOTE(ihateoly @ Nov 27 2008, 03:10 AM)

This one is left over from high school, but Jarvis Cocker from Pulp. Just go to Youtube and watch the "Comon People" video. He's such a dandy, but he's so smooth and you can tell he's totally a pervert.
I hear you on the Jarvis love, boy looks dirty as hell! Also, he's just amazing and funny and generally cool, which doesn't hurt.
pollystyrene
Jan 14 2009, 11:24 PM
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie.They both so appealing in completely different ways. The New Zealand accent used to grate on my nerves before them.
ETA:
QUOTE(thirtiesgirl @ Jul 28 2008, 08:22 AM)

He's cute, but I've always had a major jones for Jemaine. Ever since I saw him in the Outback Steakhouse commercials a few years ago, before I even knew who he was. I even used "the Outback Steakhouse guy" as an example of what I'm physically looking for in my my online personals ads: dark hair, big sideburns, big glasses, cleft chin (or a "butt chin" as my students say), and lips that are almost pornographically delicious. Jemaine, I'm yours.
I knew I remembered someone mentioning them before.
foryoursplendor
Jan 26 2009, 01:33 AM
Russell Brand!! He's hilarious, and I imagine him being a little scary... which makes him even more appealing.
aaaaand,
Andrew Vanwyngarden, I can't explain why. I just love him.
crinoline
Jan 28 2009, 07:10 PM
polly- I'm totally with you on Bret and Jemaine... pure dorky yumminess
Now, I would also love a mustache ride from
Eugene Hutz , the frontman of gypsy punk band,
Gogol Bordello. He's just so
lanky-dirty-hot!!
I bet he'd have some amazing Ukranian/Roma dirty talk...
lilacwine13
Jan 30 2009, 07:12 PM
Mmmm, Eugene Hutz....
acewalker
Feb 9 2009, 10:13 PM
concur with russell brand and flightz o' the conchords.
add: jesse "the devil" hughes (drool), joe strummer and pete simonon circa 1977, and jack white.
foryoursplendor
Feb 10 2009, 02:40 PM
oooooh yes, Jack White. Good call!
acewalker
Mar 3 2009, 09:25 PM
rock star edition (on top of the those already named)
david bowie (any bloody time)
alex kapranos
pelle almqvist
jimmy page/robert plant (circa 1970)
syd barrett (circa 1966)
keith moon (circa 1968)
nick zinner
oh dear. i think i may be preoccupied
hcbeck
Mar 16 2009, 01:21 PM
Since when she was less famous.
Ms. Watts as Jet Girl
MerDeNoms516
Mar 16 2009, 02:18 PM
crazyoldcatlady
Mar 16 2009, 04:56 PM
yeah, that's quite the list. big ups for daniel henney (runner up, mos def)
lunia666
Mar 23 2009, 08:22 PM
My list
1.Travis Pastrana I really have no clue why
2.Richard Armitage
3.Crispin Glover
4.Henry Rollins
5.Quentin Tarantino
6.David Boreanaz
7.ShaunWhite
8.Gerard Butler
Persiflager
Apr 6 2009, 10:15 AM
Louis Theroux - tall, lanky, geeky hotness.
Mermeg
Apr 8 2009, 10:52 PM
Paul Rudd in 200 Cigarettes
Paul Rudd in The Great Gatsby
Paul Rudd in Clueless (what?? *mutters* the character was 18...)
Paul Rudd in I Love You Man
Paul Rudd in his second to last Daily Show appearance when he did that adorably dorky dance...
Etc, etc, etc. I heart that man.
Also, Tony Kanal of No Doubt. He is dead sexy, especially the way he holds his bass... (not a euphemism)
And you know what, while I'm at it...Gavin fucking Rossdale. It's actually hard for me to admit that because I used to be an obsessive Bush fan who was very anti all the "gavinlovers" (teenybopper types who didn't appreciate the music but just thought he was hot). At the same time I would have gladly fucked him in an instant. An instant I say! God what a pretentious little teenage hypocrite I was.

And of course I would still gladly fuck him now, because
damn has he aged well...and oh that accent...the hair...those eyes! I'm a hopeless case.
*goes to
drool over look up old Bush performances on youtube*
auralpoison
Apr 9 2009, 04:18 AM
QUOTE(Persiflager @ Apr 6 2009, 10:15 AM)

Louis Theroux - tall, lanky, geeky hotness.
OMG. He is sooooo hawt! I gots mad Louis love.
And I can't believe Paul Rudd grew up in Overland Park. He is so fuckin' sexy it's SICK.
stargazer
Apr 20 2009, 12:18 PM
crazyoldcatlady
May 5 2009, 06:45 PM
simon pegg, john cho, chris pine, zachary quinto. hell, zoe saldana, too. all at once.
auralpoison
May 6 2009, 11:44 PM
Nathan Fillion.
And I'll take some of that Trek action, too, COCL.
Persiflager
May 7 2009, 06:56 AM
God yes!
The guy who plays Leonard in The Big Bang Theory.
ETA: And James Spader.
crazyoldcatlady
May 7 2009, 05:51 PM
james spader!
i never got the attraction until secretary.
and then i started watching boston legal in reruns, and that solidified it. yes, please.
funnybird
May 16 2009, 04:58 PM
You can count me in for the orgy on board the Enterprise too.
sassygrrl
May 17 2009, 08:40 AM
Sure. orgy on the Enterprise
James Spader (since Pretty in Pink)
Nathan Fillion
Josh Holloway
Leonard on Big Bang Theory
Javier Bardem (but only in Vicky Christina Barcelona)
Johnny Depp of course
stargazer
May 19 2009, 02:08 PM
I chuckle with the nods to Nathan Fillion in here. I remember when he was on One Life to Live back in the day.
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