QUOTE(tommynomad @ Nov 22 2009, 04:34 PM)

Pretty sure there's proof of Neeson's ah...status in the movie Rob Roy.

Note To Self: Download and watch Rob Roy. =P

I'm adding Ethan Hawke. I just watched Before Sunrise and Before Sunset this weekend (loved them both) and I don't know - there's just something about him. Sometimes I look at him and think, "Wow, he's totally fucked-up looking" but others I'm like, "Hot damn, that man can fuck me until I can't walk any day." Regardless, he's hot. Especially in the beginning of Great Expectations when they are trying to make him look like a teenager with that long, shaggy blond hair and no beard/goatee in sight. Yum.

Also: Denis Leary, John Stamos, & David Schwimmer. Re: the latter two, I don't understand my tastes sometimes, I swear.

I had already had a crush on Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but him doing a Singin' in the Rain number on SNL made me like him even more. I had thought of him as a dorky kid when he was a teen actor, then he shot up about several inches, his voice dropped, and he got hot. The guy is talented, sexy yet kinda dorky.

Word, Anna K.
But dorky as a kid? Mysterious skin? That shot of him, hands hanging out the car window, I had that as screensaver for a minute or two. That kid's cool as cool gets on my planet.
(I still have that shot, I just looked, in my *Buddha images* folder for some reason. If you meet the Buddha on the road, right...)

But Anna? You can have him first.

ahhh jgl starfuckers, you must see brick, as well.

Y'know for a hot minute in the early nineties he was le merde. Then he embraced that slacker thing & started to look sweaty & like he smelled bad. He even looked that way in person. Like, a hot homeless guy or something. BUT. As long as he practices good hygiene, what was good enough for Uma is good enough for me!

Mysterious Skin? Is intense. I'd read the book it was based on & was familiar with the director's other work, but still wasn't prepared for just how uncomfortable the film made me. The scene with the cereal is particularly creepy.

Re: Ethan Hawke. That's because he had to scrub so hard for Gattaca, AP, he still can't get his ph back to 5.5. He's burnt out on personal hygiene.

Re: Mysterious Skin. Intense, yes. But oh JGL is glorious dragging that luggage, AP. And, I AM a creep. (and this is prolly for Survivor Space, or Confessions: I don't remember the last time I've connected deeply with someone who didn't have their cereal scene.)

sevenseconds, he had been on a sitcom as a teenager, and I thought he was cute but dorky-looking. By the time Mysterious Skin came out he became an adult. I've seen some of Gregg Araki's other films, but hadn't seen that one.

I got giant craters in my american pop-culture, Anna K. I should have checked before doubting your 'dork' title for him.
For the record, I think dork is a good thing;)

I finally watched last week's CSI (I think I may be the only one still watching. I do miss my boo, though.) & I'd like to reiterate that George Eads does have a totally hot ass.



The lack of personal hygiene thing started way back in '93, I saw him in fall of '96 post-shooting Gattaca. I well imagine by then they had to dip him in something caustic to get the gunk off. And seriously, I was surprised he didn't leave a grease stain on my friend's book. That book should have been called The Sweaty Season.



That is exactly why it unnerved me so. It didn't trigger me, but it made me feel very uncomfortable. And I saw it in a theatre in the middle of the afternoon by myself, which didn't help.

Ok, let's compare notes, AP. I saw Jude Law in Hamlet last month, and I swear he licked his lips when he was signing my playbill. You guys think he wanted to fuck me?
(Oh, I am so full of shit;)
But.... my point is, they are both in Gattaca!

ETA: Sorry, it's too late, I am not coherent, auntie 7 goes to bed now

See, now, I don't get Jude Law at all. I remember seeing The Talented Mr. Ripley & being completely smitten with PSH's smarmy charm, but I couldn't work up the slightest panty splash over either Law or Matt Damon.

Agreed. And his hamlet was such the cock-wielder. I like me the hesitant, can I carry this heavy crown mother, oh, insert wrists wringing, but break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue hamlet...
But. That said, it was tickling.

ETA: We must stop this insanity, AP. I must sleep. Thou must go about your aural day's important businesses.

I used to think Jude Law was really, really good looking but now I find he's losing it. Maybe it's coinciding with his receding hairline? I don't know. The last film that he really did it for me in was Closer, even though he was pretty whiny and conniving in it (I'm biased though - it's my most favourite film ever).

Speaking of Closer, how have I not mentioned Clive Owen?! Good Gracious, that man is amazing. So ruggedly beautiful.

So now that I've seen New Moon, I think I will agree with a Bust magazine post a few days ago and say that I'm on 'Team No Shirts'. Yum. What an enjoyable shirtless drool-fest.

The Team No Shirts article was the best article I've ever read about this Twilight madness. I was almost choking on my coffee at work.

And yes. I haven't seen the movie yet but I totally agree. Even though the photo of Taylor Lautner included in the article was all photoshopped to Hades, he's still on my list. Can't stand the teenage hotness. Good Lawd.

Can someone post that article? I haven't seen New Moon, and don't plan to. However, one of my friends saw it and I want to rib her for it.

Here is the link to the article, sassy.

It's a hoot.

Woo wee - Clive Owen - Coffee raises hand up high and says "Yes Please" The accent just adds to the whole package!

Hello there...

Thought i'd join in and say that I still can't think past D'Angelo from the 'How does it feel' video...! No matter how many times I see that vid i'm praying that the camera accidentally pans down a little more...Is that wrong of me?!!

PinkyP xxx

Okay, I dreamt about Taylor Lautner for the past two nights. In the first one we were making out (and he was barely clothed much like in that Bust article!) and then right before I woke up he and I were making plans to secretly date (because he's 17 and I'm 25). I find this odd because I haven't even seen the movie! Damn Twilight Saga being everywhere.

That being said, I echo my previous sentence. That kid is still hot and I would still do him.

Hey, 17 is legal

Michael Riley as 'Dr Tom' in 'Being Erica'. Ye gods. He's volatile, bendy and mysterious, with a fine line in quotations and a world-weary-yet-wildly-passionate gravel in his voice....

I don't care if it's unethical, if he was my therapist I'd leap across that desk so fast he'd think I could travel through time.

nope, 17 is not legal (in the U.S.) unless you're 18. And yeah, wow, Taylor Lautner. I feel sooo dirty. I don't really find him that attractive in his own right (a little abercrombie and bitch for me) but as Jacob? Holy cow! He looks better with long hair. Of course, the same thing happened to me with Hugh Jackman as Wolverine (I've had a crush on the Wolve since I was like 8).

So, new celebrity crush for me is Jay Baruchel. Physically, he's built alot like my boyfriend, all tall and skinny with nice shoulders. And he just has that geeky sex appeal. I want to debate x-men with him and then rip his clothes off. Plus he looks hot in nerd glasses.

Haha, that's what I was thinking too, crino - he's not legal in the U.S. but he is in Canada - our age of consent here is 14 (which is actually very disturbing to me). I'm going to see New Moon sometime this week - the books are merely okay to me and I usually need some visual stimulation to enjoy them. Lautner is definitely more than just stimulation.

And what's funny is I don't find Hugh Jackman to be very attractive unless he's playing Wolverine. That's odd, but whatever. I also loved him in "Someone Like You" with Ashley Judd. That scene with them in the kitchen and him in his underoos? Yes please!

Yes, it is legal (though a few states do set the age at 18). In the US the range of ages is between 16 and 18, depending on what state you're in. I'm surprised to see that a lot of states have it set at 16.

Well, Taylor Lautner will be 18 in a few months, so I can legally drool then. But whatever, I still fully appreciate, in my own red-blooded female way, all the gratuitous nudity in that movie. Makes me think a little too much about having all those guys at once... lol

Okay, I'm doing it. I'm going to see New Moon tonight. I've read all the books (I'm NOT a die-hard Twilighter, but I don't mind the films), and I have to say, I'm excited. Maybe it's because I haven't gotten any in months but damn, that boy is fine. I can't help it!

Hate to do a rewind and recycle on the thread. But I just saw Brick (thank you crazy old cat lady!), and I am reduced to a single craving neuron. Oh my, the thing he does with his jaw when he's suffering... I want to tie him up and give him a reason to do it.

He being JGLevitt.

*waves at Anna K*

I totally mentioned him in passing a couple posts ago, but since I'm boring and have nothing to do/nowhere to go, I've been watching Full House reruns up the wazoo and I must say: John Stamos, John Stamos, John Effing Stamos!

He was so delicious as Uncle Jesse. I don't even care. It was the late eighties/early nineties and sometimes his outfits were outrageous but what-ever. He's amazing. He's in his forties now and I'd still jump him. His eyes are gorgeous. I can't help it, I just love him.

I have a new celebrity crush.... James McAvoy. And it's interesting because I don't find him extraordinarily attractive in looks. I am drawn to him because he surprises me in the way that I surprise other people. He looks, upon first glance, quite ordinary, with a boyish face and not anything like a heartthrob at all. But then you see him in his movies, and you find out how sexy he is. He's got those eyes that say more than words, and a sort of mischievous aura. I like it because at first you think he's a 'plain joe' guy and put him in an 'ordinary box', and then he goes ahead and proves to you he's NOT ordinary, plain, or unspectacular. He's kind of an inspiration for me in that way because people always put me in the 'cute 12 year old' box and I always feel like I have to prove myself, that I'm not so one-dimensional.

I especially like him in Atonement... the scene in the library is hot. Plus, Keira Knightley is in that movie- yay for small boobie girls getting the guy!

HELL YES to James McAvoy. And you are so right, Aithinne - he's is surprising. Like you don't think he's hot at first and then you're like, Damn boy, you is fine! I love him in everything he's done, but most of all in Atonement (that film just kills me - I don't watch it much because it makes me sob like a baby at the end even though it's one of my most favourites) and also in Becoming Jane. Again, I sob like a baby watching it. The only thing that gets me about James McAvoy is that he's supposedly really, really short. Like 5'6". That's waaaay too short for me. Haha.

Speaking of sobbing like a baby, I'm adding Emile Hirsch. I just remembered this because I cried all the way through Into The Wild, which is one of my favourite films. It's so good. And he's so cute. I just love him.

Also, how have I not mentioned Ewan McGregor?! I will love him forever. He can do no wrong, seriously.

I loved Becoming Jane.. especially the part where he's walking outside with her and talking dirty books... Hahahaha! He can corrupt me anytime. And I don't care if he's short, he's still a sexy man. But I guess it doesn't matter to me, since I'm only 5'2".. Lol.

I just started watching Kyle XY last night so therefore I'm adding Matt Dallas to this here little list I've got going. He's so pretty it kind of hurts to look at him.

I also just scoped him out on Wikipedia and I'm happy to learn that he's twenty-seven because I really did think he was sixteen and that's just a little too dirty for my liking. Hehe.

I finally saw (500) Days of Summer. Damn, Joseph Gordon-Levitt grew up to be VERY yummy!!
Weirdly enough, I'm adding Demintri Martin. He was so cute in Taking Woodstock.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt *did* grow up to be magically delicious, sassy, I agree!

And he's frigging hilarious, which makes him even more amazing.

Watching Big Love. Adam Beach. Holy moly, I'd forgotten just how friggin' sexy that guy is.

yes! a welcome addition to an otherwise pasty, wrinkly, unsexy male cast.

Four days until Taylor Lautner is LEGAL.

Scott Fujita. Geaux Saints!

Have been watching CSI over and over lately- Gary Dourdan and George Eads are both HOT!!! Love Gary's eyes. Oh. Dear. God. Thank you for creating that pretty man. MMMMMmmmmmm.

hhmmm my taste in men doesn't fit in at the moment. I've been watching my name is earl and drooling over Jason Lee. The things I would do to that man and his mustache....

I have had a crush on Jason Lee since 1991 when he was in an early Spike Jonze directed skate movie called Video Days. He was skinny, greasy, pimply, dorky, yet soooo endearing. He sang this goofy-ass song about there being "a war outside of your window" & was just so sweet. I love him today even if he is a Scientologist & I think those people are dupes. I just saw a promo for the new show he's going to be on since they've cancelled "Earl". It doesn't look very good, but he, uh, yeah, not "Earl". Close cropped hair, shaved face with a little stubble. ROWR!

oh no not another scientologist! dammit. I'll still be looking up his new show! If he can make a mullet look good, I can't wait to see him all cleaned up. I'm nervous of anyone who thinks alvin and the chipmunks was a good idea, though...

Well, he does have a little Pilot Inspektor to think about, kids aren't cheap! I think a lot of actors do not so great stuff that's kid-oriented when they have them just so they can show their kid what they do. I'm sure Pilot thought Alvin was the tits.

true enough, all my friends' kids thought the movie was awesome. I looked up Delta blues and will definitely be watching it. I fell in love with him watching Heartbreakers and Almost Famous and it took a couple episodes of my name is early to figure out why I was already so attracted to such a goofy guy. Now I don't know it it'll be the same without the mustache and the hair, it's just part of his adorable charm!

Also, Pilot Inspektor? yikes. This is why I never read up on celebrity news, i'm always disappointed by the things I find out.

So I have a huge throbbing crush on Bboy Baek Myung Hoon.
Not only is he smokin' hot, but his unrelenting awesomeness simply cannot be conveyed by photos, so here's a video of him dancing.

I would let him nail me to. the. wall.
Scratch that, I would beg him to nail me to the wall, or the floor, or any piece of convenient furniture / semi flat surface.

Gah. so hawt.

Even though I don't usually find him attractive, I just watched Velvet Goldmine last night and I have a sudden and severe crush on Ewan McGregor. I also thought he was super hot in Trainspotting. Apparently, I'm only attracted to him when he's shooting heroin or making out with boys. I haven't been able to get him off my mind all day - guess I'm going on a Ewan binge. And! He's just done a gay movie which is supposed to have lots of sex and making out in it with - of all people - Jim Carrey. I don't mind Jim Carrey, and I've always found him strangely likeable even when he's at his most obnoxious, but...come on. Jim Carrey sex scenes? Not hot.

Well, I'm sure I'm not the only one. But Brad Pitt still looks great and he seems to be a nice and sensitive guy. The looks don't hurt either.

Such a very amazing link!

Corey Stoll. He's on the new L&O:LA. I didn't much care for the show or his porno mustache, but I surely do love me a bald headed man.