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toto5
http://vimeo.com/61275290
webshophoff
Thanks for these videos. These are really useful for me.
toto5
"Fed Chair Ben Bernanke and TreasSec Tim Geithner flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week of hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. When they met at the plane to return, the pilot said he could take only 4 moose.

The two officials objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross the mountains, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Ben and Tim survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Ben asked Tim, "Any idea where we are?"

Tim replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
toto5
https://www.youtube.com/embed/1WM591rkbyQ
toto5
http://imgur.com/a/7shrP
toto5
Picture of Canadians rioting:

http://i.imgur.com/GJskk.jpg
toto5
I don't know who to attribute this to. Not me.



Mathematics:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
toto5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyE2rCW71o
toto5
A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...


No, wait ... SORRY!

I'm thinking of beer.

It's beer that does all that.

Never mind
toto5
Why girls post pictures on FB

http://www.setfb.com/lol/page/108
charlie31
Wow. So good to know further news from this from. It is really helpful for others.
webshophoff
I also think that this is the awsm comment from you. I realy like it.
webshophoff
Nice Information. But I have one doubt. Can this happen in real life ?
toto5
Cajun Humor

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

Some time later, the man stood up again and made another offer, "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar; a blonde woman timidly spoke up.........."I'll try it. Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
toto5
http://imgur.com/gallery/fpDKJ
toto5
http://i.imgur.com/1rdilaF.jpg
toto5
In 2010, the Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) sent a letter to the City of Warren, Michigan. For years, the city had put out a holiday display that included a lighted tree, reindeer, snowmen, a “Winter Welcome” sign and a nativity scene. Unsurprisingly, FFRF didn’t like it. They demanded the city put up another sign that read, in part, “At this season of THE WINTER SOLSTICE may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, No heaven or hell. There is only our natural world, Religion is but Myth and superstition That hardens hearts And enslaves minds.” Also unsurprisingly, the city refused, and FFRF sued.

Most unsurprisingly of all, FFRF lost.

http://www.unifreethought.com/2013/03/suin...es-in-the-foot/
toto5
http://imgur.com/gallery/29nBPBS
toto5
http://dotcomjoe.com/0408f1
toto5
http://imgur.com/gallery/raAC8
toto5
Well, this forum doesn't assist in creating enough interest to revive the forums.

auralpoison
The earth here has been pretty well salted post Great Bustie Exodus, I don't know if anything will flourish ever again. Outside of the bots, it's just you, the smallies, & the odd BV sufferer. Less than ten people still bother to post. Good on ya for trying, I suppose.
KFun
The forum needs a moderator. It's getting too spammy
hoffbyhoff
Always believe that good things are possible, and remember that mistakes can be lessons that lead to discoveries. Take your fear and transform it into trust; learn to rise above anxiety and doubt.
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