What is a Tidy Cloth? Well, a Tidy Cloth is a classy little lifesaver for anyone who has ever been on the giving or receiving end of a sticky post-coital situation. No more shame, no more awkward silence, no more "Umm... can you hand me one of those t-shirts out of the laundry pile?" The Tidy Cloth, or "cum rag" as it's known in the vernacular, replaces that uncomfortable pause with an excellent conversation piece, great for distracting a partner from your pitiful performance or untimely release. Featured in the July/August 2008 issue of Playgirl magazine, and the 2008 Decider gift guide, Tidy Cloths make a wonderful present for friends, family, and inconsiderate lovers. Available in a variety of colors and slogans, ranging from the sweet ("Cuddle or Cigarette?") to the raunchy ("Cocksucker"). Guaranteed to wipe off more than the grin on your one night stand's face.