In the wake of recent uproar over the ridiculousness of sexy women’s Halloween costumes, hilariously awesome comedian Kristen Schaal made an appearance as The Daily Show's Senior Women's Issues Correspondent to discuss the new trend, but more importantly, to unveil her own line of super sexy Halloween costumes—one for men and one for women. 

While the costume for guys is certainly a winner, (“Sexy Hollywood Producer Who Hires Women Over 40 For Meaningful, Age Appropriate Roles”) the one for the ladies is the true treasure: “The Sexy Vagina.” As Schaal states, “What better way to get everyone thinking about sex, than dressing up as the place where sex happens!”

Now, the magnificent “Sexy Vagina” is being auctioned off on eBay, so everyone should head to the costume’s listing IMMEDIATELY. Unfortunately, you have to log in to view the item, because vaginas are only safe for adults, duh. But don’t worry, for you innocents out there who are forbidden exposure to the wild dangers of vaginas, here are most of the costume’s details:

**Purchaser is required to tweet The Daily Show photo of themselves wearing the costume on Halloween while eating a slice of pizza.

If you're looking for that perfect outfit that will really upset your dad, this is the one!

Details:

  • One size fits most.
  • Anatomically correct, but not to scale.
  • Slips on and off. Warm. Feels like home.
  • Pairs well with giant penis costume. Or another vagina costume - we don't judge.
  • Available only in pink.
  • Ample pockets for storing keys, phone, or all the phone numbers you're gonna get for looking super-sexy!
  • May be unsuitable for homes with children or animals.
  • Inspired by Georgia O'Keefe because, you know, vaginas ;-)
  • Includes Certificate of Authenticity from The Daily Show.
  • Includes optional pizza accessory.

DISCLAIMER: This is a one-of-a-kind, custom-made costume. Delicate. Handle with care. Not intended for frequent use or prolonged wear. Also, please don't try to screw it.

 So far, only 25 people have bid on the “Sexy Vagina” so you still have a good chance of securing the best (AND ALL-TIME SEXIEST) costume ever!! Bidding ends on October 30th. Check out the full listing here.

 

Thanks to eBay and The Daily Show

Image and Video via The Daily Show

 

 

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