This is a sponsored blog post y'all!

Not too long ago, we partnered up with German sex toy manufacturer FUN FACTORY to give away one of their spiffy sex toys for free. Now the company has created another kind of fancy-ass, hands-free device.

STRONIC Zwei

Ever thought about making love in your teeny tiny New York City shower but cringed at the logistics of making that happen? Is an obligation-free de-stress session after a long day a rarity in your love life? Are you on the verge of giving up on hopes of finding a satisfying and reliable lover that doesn't nag or leave a mess? At last! There is the STRONIC by FUN FACTORY. While it can't do much in the foreplay and cuddling departments, this elegant little silicone thruster has been praised for doing just about everything else. 

STRONIC Eins

The STRONIC is the newest addition to the family of pleasure toys known as "pulsators", which look like a vibrator but perform back-and-forth thrusting motions akin to that of intercourse. They're 100% medical grade silicone, submersible, and covered by a two-year warranty. And did I mention? HANDS-FREE. 

That means different positions, varying sensations, and perhaps most importantly, it gives users the ability to surrender control. Unlike vibrator play, the STRONIC responds differently to the user's changing positions, appearing to have volition and control over its movements. Whats more, reviewers have claimed that the toy's dynamic response to positions evoked intense emotional reactions unlike other solo endeavors.

One lady user pondered the pressing questions: "Am I falling in love with a machine? Does this toy know me or something?" While the STRONIC may not know you, per say, does it really matter? I mean, it feeeeels like it understands, and emotional certainty is just an illusion anyway, right?

Sex Educator MamaSutra said: "it's like a partner, minus the drama." A male reviewer claimed STRONIC is "my long, strong German boyfriend". 

It's no surprise that pleasure technology is following the same path as other technologies and getting us all confused over where the human stuff ends and mechanical stuff begins. And we have a feeling that this may be one of the early, radical steps towards some seriously awesome new sex toy technology. While actual robot girlfriends are totally creepy, this is one kind of artificial intelligence that we can get behind. 

Emilie Rosanvallon of FUN FACTORY USA says that, "the STRONIC is one of those inventions that blur the line between two things we had previously thought of as completely distinct: masturbation and lovemaking. I find it very poetic that the STRONIC helps masturbation feel more like making love with oneself." And so do we. 

But don't just take our word for it. Give it a go at FUN FACTORY.

AND you can get a free 4oz bottle of lube with any STRONIC using "BUST" promo code at checkout!

Photos via Pinterest and FUN FACTORY

Tagged in: vibrator, Sex Toys, Sex, pulsator, masturbation, Fun Factory, dildos   

The opinions expressed on the BUST blog are those of the authors themselves and do not necessarily reflect the position of BUST Magazine or its staff.


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