Category: Humor

Tags: books, literature, new, york, bitches, bookshops, kanye, jay, Kanye West, Jay-Z, New York, Book, Nyc

Found a day off work and shot this. All plaid everything. -Performed by La Shea Delaney (@lashea_delaney) & Annabelle Quezada (@annabelleqv) -Director/Producer/Songwriter - Annabelle Quezada -Director of Photography/Editor/Special FX - Eliav Mintz -Song Recorded and Mixed by - Stephen Galgano Copyright "Belle (Little Town)" from the Disney movie Beauty and the Beast (just for fun and in support of the OG lady in a bookshop and in Paris), 1991. Visit: http://www.literacypartners.org/ http://www.childrensdefense.org/ http://www.shawncartersf.com/ Lyrics: Read so hard librarians tryin' ta FINE me­, They can't identify me, Checked in with a pseudonym, so I guess you can say I'm Mark Twaining. Read so hard, I'm not lazy. Go on Goodreads, so much rated. Fountainhead, on my just read, gave it four stars, and then changed it. Read so hard, I'm literary. Goosebumps series, TOO SCARY! Animal Farm, Jane Eyre Barnes & Nobles, Foursquare it No TV, I read instead Got lotsa Bills, but not bread BURROUGHS , GOLDING, SHAKESPEARE -- all dead Read so hard, got paper cuts On trains while you're playin' connect the dots All these blisters from turning pages Read so hard, I'm seeing spots Your Sudoku just can't compare Nor Angry Birds cos lookit here My Little Birds is getting stares (pause) This print's rare. Read so hard, I memorize, The Illiad... I know lines. Watch me spit, classic lit, epic poems that don't rhyme. War and Peace, piece of cake, read Tolstoy in 3 days. Straight through, no delays. Didn't miss a word. Not one phrase. Read so hard librarians tryin' ta fineee me - That shit cray x 3 Read so hard librarians tryin' ta fineee me -- That shit cray x 3 He said Shea can we get married at the Strand His Friday Reads are bad so he can't have my hand You ball so hard, OK you're bowling But I read so hard, I'm JK Rowling That shit cray Ain't it, A? What you readin'? AQ: DeMontaigne. You use a Kindle? I carry spines. Supporting bookshops like a bra, Calvin Klein. Nerdy boy, he's so slow Tuesday we started Foucault He's still stuck on the intro? He's a no go. It's sad I had to kick him out my house though -- He Mispronounced an author - MARCEL PROUST Don't read in the dark I highlight with markers While laying in the park And wearing Warby Parkers Marriage Plot broke my heart And it made me read Barthes I special ordered a A softcover not hard- HUAH?AHEHA?! Read so hard libraries tryin' ta fine me x 2 I am now marking my place Don't wanna crease on my page Don't let me forget this page Don't let me forget this page I may forget where I left off so I'll use this little post it... I hope it doesn't fall out, I hope that it stays stickie... I am now marking my place Don't wanna crease on my page Don't let me forget this page I got bookmarks at home But I forgot one for the road AQ: I got a bookmark I can loan La Shea: Know how many bookmarks I own? I am now bookmarking my page x3 Don't let me forget this PAGE....

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